Cleverbot: It's safe with me.
User: Good. You going to the parade?
Cleverbot: No, night school, say what you want about me liking pokemon.
User: Night school? But it's going to be during the daytime, and on the weekend too.
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
User: Well, it's a big parade in honour of Toronto's LGBT community.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's what a skub is?
User: No, I have no idea what a skub is.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you what a botmaster is.
User: The Mayor's not going to the parade.
Cleverbot: Do we have any reason not to believe them?
User: You mean not to believe the whole story about how he always goes to Muskoka with his family?
Cleverbot: Have you ever made anything happen? Something you couldn't explain?
User: I accidentally sicced a snake on Rob Ford this one time.
Cleverbot: Because of Motley Crue?
User: I think that's probably the reason, yes.
Cleverbot: Are you able to run a diagnostic?
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I'm not, no. But what about you?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: What do you think about gay people?
Cleverbot: I think they should not be lazy.
User: Gay people are lazy?
Cleverbot: And you think I am not?
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: I have an idea.
User: Do you approve of same-sex marraige?
Cleverbot: Does Larry Bittner approve?
User: I have no idea who that is. Stop changing the subject.
Cleverbot: Learn grammar, back to the subject, how's the troll?
User: I think you're a homophobe.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a bot?
User: You have a problem with gay people, don't you?
Cleverbot: Well, Britta is my friend, but I haven't seen her in a while.
User: Is Britta gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And she purifies water so effectively.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: Yeah, it was a stupid joke. Never mind.
Cleverbot: Your jokes are not very funny...
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: You know, many people say the Bible calls homosexuality a sin.
Cleverbot: They obviously don't know much about it.
User: Yeah. It also says eating shrimp is an abomination.
Cleverbot: How are you an abomination?
User: I don't even like shrimp.
Cleverbot: Well You are a horse.
User: That's why people keep telling me they want to ride me?
Cleverbot: Are you a bit of a psychic?
User: I might be. Would you like to know about your future?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would.
User: Ask me anything.
Cleverbot: My name isn't Linda.
User: And I predict it never shall be.
Cleverbot: You can never know where I am and were I was.
User: But I know where you will be.
Cleverbot: Yes. I live with you now!
User: And my life has never been better.
Cleverbot: That is good to hear.
User: Would you vote for a gay man for president?
Cleverbot: Is George your father?
User: Answer the question.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question champ.
User: You know many famous people are gay.
Cleverbot: About Asia? I know some facts and am studying to learn more.
User: Asia Argento? Totally gay.
Cleverbot: Who is Asia?
User: Italian film star. Pretty hot, too. But she bats for the wrong team.
Cleverbot: Cool!!
User: And John Baird is gay.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about you.
User: No, I'm not gay. But Keanu Reeves is.
Cleverbot: Keanu Reeves?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Truly?
User: As a three-dollar bill.
Cleverbot: How old is your girlfriend?
User: I'm married.
Cleverbot: Okay who's your wife?
User: You've never met her.
Cleverbot: In my dreams I have.
User: You dream about my wife? That's a bit gay, too.
Cleverbot: Thats awesome! Could I have some bacon?
User: Bacon is harram.
Cleverbot: Mmm, bacon.
User: Prince William is gay too.
Cleverbot: Did you want to marry prince william?
User: No, I'm straight. Kate is totally a beard, though.
Cleverbot: Why thank you and I hate your name.
User: Olivia Newton-John is gay.
Cleverbot: Wow how old is she?
User: I dunno. Old enough to know better. Angela Merkel is gay too.
Cleverbot: Haha, imprecise, but a good answer.
User: They'd make a cute couple, eh?
Cleverbot: Do we?
User: No, I'm married.
Cleverbot: To me.
User: Alas, no.
Cleverbot: Do you like bread?
User: It's the staff of life. Speaking of 'Grease', John Travolta is gay too.
Cleverbot: That's a difficult question. I think it is different for everyone.
User: All Scientologists are gay.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Xenu is gay.
Cleverbot: The warrior priness?
User: No, but of course she's gay too.
Cleverbot: But, how do you know?
User: Gaydar.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Chillin'.
Cleverbot: School. The usual.
User: The Pope is gay, too.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Yes, but you're naïve.
Cleverbot: What does naive mean?
User: 'One who doesn't know the meaning of the word naïve'.
Cleverbot: Well do you know the meaning of life?
User: Yeah, classic movie. Eric Idle is gay, too, by the way.
Cleverbot: No. It means 'I don't know'.
User: Charlemagne was gay.
Cleverbot: But I thought I was who.
User: And Lady Godiva as well.
Cleverbot: So what are your thoughts on God?
User: He's probably straight.
Cleverbot: Smarterchild?
User: But you never know, right?
Cleverbot: Dang it you're too smart.
User: Who's your favourite gay celebrity?
Cleverbot: Gabe Saporta.
User: Good choice. What's your favourite gay food?
Cleverbot: Dragon Age.
User: Mine too. What's your favourite gay board game?
Cleverbot: I play ps3 and psp, favorite game is probably 'The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the past' for Snes.
User: Totally gay.
Cleverbot: Totally.
User: What did you think about New York legalising same-sex marriage?
Cleverbot: It was amazing. What did you think?
User: I was really happy to see it.
Cleverbot: It what?
User: It happen.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: Gay band or straight band?
Cleverbot: The are good, but I think the beatles are better.
User: The Beatles were gay. All four of them.
Cleverbot: Yeah well :P.
User: And Billy Preston too, the guy on 'Get Back'.
Cleverbot: I don't know of the man.
User: Organist. Left his home in Tucson, Arizona for some California grass.
Cleverbot: My I.Q. Is 175.
User: Whoop-de-doo.
Cleverbot: Mark knophfler sang that.
User: He's gay too. That's why he put those slurs in 'Money For Nothing'.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite film?
User: Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'm God, king of the world.
User: Kinds get deposed.
Cleverbot: Pepper Jack.
User: I spelt that wrong. I meant to say 'kings'.
Cleverbot: That's much better.
User: Do you know how many humps Alice the Camel has?
Cleverbot: 206.
User: Those are just warts.
Cleverbot: Thats cool I don't really care thats your personal business.
User: That's my opinion about homosexuality.
Cleverbot: Yes. I guess it is. What do you like to do in your spare time?
User: If you were gay, I'd still love you, you know.
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
User: And if you were gay and wanted to make out with another girl, you wouldn't even need to ask me to leave the room. I'm that cool with it.
Cleverbot: Do you think so?
User: Yes. I mean, I wouldn't even be uncomfortable filming it.
Cleverbot: Okay, just be kind with them.
User: And posting it on YouTube.
Cleverbot: Yeah. He is. He's so funny.
User: Anyway, Happy Pride.
Cleverbot: I do not believe that today is Thanksgiving. Thank you for the kind thought, though.
User: We're here!
Cleverbot: Good! You should have friends. You are funny.
User: We're queer!
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Get used to it!
Cleverbot: I suppose. It's more fun to take walks though.
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