I Hate Weather

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I hate weather. I just hate it. Weather in Toronto, in particular, is just ridiculous. If it's not freezing cold, it's stinking hot, except for like a week in spring and a week in fall. Apart from that, it's "the weather will make you uncomfortable!"

Stinking hot right now. Like stupidly stinking hot, makes me not able to do anything more than sit here like a lump. Why can't the weather just be, like, a constant 25 degrees with a nice breeze? Wouldn't that be enough? And humidity... who invented that? Water belongs in seas and up in clouds, not just floating in the air we're trying to breathe. Damn that water.

Er, okay. Perhaps that's enough now. From the man with the melting brain...

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