Showing posts with label fast food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fast food. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Microwaveable Canada

Douglas Coupland, the author of Generation X, was once asked to summarise Canadian cuisine. After thinking about it, he said, 'It has to come from a box.'

The unfortunate reality is that that really is an accurate summary. It would be silly to suggest that there's anything authentically or even particularly Canadian about pre-packaged food, but 'instant', 'ready-made' and 'microwaveable' foods seem to define Canada more than any other country, as far as my limited experience can tell me. A trip to a local supermarket reveals that almost any kind of dish that can be bought in a restaurant can also be bought in a cardboard box, frozen and easy to microwave. Things like flour and ground beef seem to be relegated to increasingly smaller sections of the supermarket. To paraphrase my wife's rather blunt commentary, 'if they weren't too ashamed, they'd offer a service to spoon-feed it directly into peoples' mouths'.

What I'm having trouble coming to terms with, though, is the sentence that 'busy families just don't have the time'. In comparison with traditional working-husband-and-housewife families, certainly the modern Canadian (i.e. 'Western') family has much less time to look after the house. There's no denying that. But double-income families are very, very common in large swaths of the world too, and yet they seem to get by without too much in the way of microwaveable entrées. What exactly is the difference?

Well, I guess one thing is that there is a certain inevitability to convenience, in that it's meaningless to resist it. If the shop has 'instant' moussaka, sooner or later you'll try it. If the shop doesn't have it, you'll never think that you'd want it. Ice cream, for example, is something that can be made at home - but because everybody knows it as a 'ready-made' product, nobody thinks about it. And there's no point in being stubborn and making your ice cream at home if it's available 'readymade' in shops. I guess moussaka, for example, is essentially the same thing.

But ready-made tuna sandwiches? Pre-cooked bacon? Surely there's a point at which you say, 'well, that's enough'. Or one day will we not even bother having kitchens anymore and just put fridges and microwave ovens in the corner of our living rooms?

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Subway Around the World

So I've done this now for both McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken. Despite the obvious difficulties involved in getting Google's search engine to understand the word 'Subway', I wanted to try with the submarine chain, because they claim it's surpassed the Golden Arches as the fast-food chain with the most branches.

I was sceptical. But looking at Subway's own webpage comes up some remarkable stats: Subway truly is an empire. There are Subways in countries you've never even heard of. From our perspective, that doesn't mean that much, since we're still limited to countries that Google Maps Street View is active in. So it's the same mix of Western Europe, North America, Brazil, South Africa and a few eastern Pacific countries. I tried at least to choose a few out-of-the-way cities. What else can I do? Anyway, Subway is everywhere...

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Subway AucklandSubway Belo HorizonteSubway Cardiff

Auckland
 

Belo Horizonte
 

Cardiff
 



Subway CoventrySubway DallasSubway Fukuoka

Coventry
 

Dallas
 

Fukuoka
 



Subway HelsinkiSubway HonoluluSubway Kaohsiung

Helsinki
 

Honolulu
 

Kaohsiung
 



Subway Los CristianosSubway LyonSubway Malmö

Los Cristianos
 

Lyon
 

Malmö
 



Subway Mexico CitySubway MobileSubway Montréal

Mexico City
 

Mobile
 

Montréal
 



Subway New York CitySubway ParisSubway Perth

New York City
 

Paris
 

Perth
 



Subway San FranciscoSubway Sao PauloSubway Stockholm

San Francisco
 

Sao Paulo
 

Stockholm
 



Subway SydneySubway WassenaarSubway Whitehorse

Sydney
 

Wassenaar
 

Whitehorse
 




Subway Winnipeg


Winnipeg
 




Auckland is in New Zealand, Belo Horizonte 'represents' Brazil alongside Sao Paulo, and Cardiff is in Wales. Coventry is a small English city, Dallas is in Texas and Fukuoka is in Japan. Obviously, Helsinki is in Finland and Honolulu is in Hawaii. Kaohsiung is an impossible-to-spell city in Taiwan (I got bored of Taipei), and Los Cristianos is in the Canary Islands - the most exotic place Google Maps Street View can currently be found. Lyon is in France and Malmö is in Sweden - as is Stockholm. No points for knowing where Mexico City is, Mobile is in Alabama and Montréal in Québec. New York City is in Guatemala, Paris is in Bhutan, Perth is in Australia rather far from Sydney, and only one of those three sentences is correct. San Francisco is in California. Wassenaar is a suburb of The Hague in the Netherlands, and while Winnipeg is in Manitoba, Whitehorse is in the Yukon.

Subway is in every square inch of this planet. It may even be in the room with you right now as you read this... Look at the full list here and be very, very afraid...

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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

KFC Around the World

The other day I made a blog entry here devoted to the wonderful world of McDonald's. I used Google Maps Street View to find twenty-five different McDonald's restaurants in twenty-five different cities. And why did I do that? Well, I'm not sure. it's not out of love for McDonald's. I guess I was intrigued by just how Globalism works - how this cookie-cutter design can be stampted on otherwise very different urban spaces. Kind of both frightening and intriguing at the same time. The 'golden arches' in the midst of these different street scenes became a lind of very easy 'Where's Waldo?' game. I was hooked. So here's take two: KFC, which is more international than I had thought it was, whether it's branded in full ("Kentucky Fried Chicken"), in acronym ("KFC") or, in Québec, in its rather delightful alternate acronym "PFK" (test your French by decoding that...)
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KFC CanberraKFC ChicoutimiKFC Copenhagen

Canberra

Chicoutimi

Copenhagen



KFC DublinKFC DurbanKFC Glasgow

Dublin

Durban

Glasgow



KFC HalifaxKFC Hong KongKFC Kyoto

Halifax

Hong Kong

Kyoto



KFC LexingtonKFC LondonKFC Madrid

Lexington

London

Madrid



KFC MarseillesKFC MonterreyKFC Prague

Marseilles

Monterrey

Prague



KFC Québec CityKFC Rio de JaneiroKFC Rotterdam

Québec City

Rio de Janeiro

Rotterdam



KFC Salt Lake CityKFC SeattleKFC Singapore

Salt Lake City

Seattle

Singapore



KFC StellenboschKFC TaipeiKFC Tijuana

Stellenbosch

Taipei

Tijuana




KFC Wellington


Wellington




A few quick notes for the sake of clarification: Stellenbosch and Durban are both in South Africa. Halifax is the one in Nova Scotia, and both Chicoutimi and Québec City are in Québec (I love the 'PFK' so much I couldn't resist two). Lexington is in Kentucky, where the brand name is surprisingly not merely 'Fried Chicken', and Salt Lake City is in Utah, both in the USA. The company apparently started in Salt Lake City, but I don't know whether that was the first location. Wellington is in New Zealand and Canberra in Australia. Rotterdam is in the Netherlands, Marseilles is in France. I used too many of the same cities this second time out.
And that's the Dirty Bird. PETA would be so happy.
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