User: Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.
Cleverbot: Howdy margaret.
User: I used to be married to the Prime Minister.
Cleverbot: Ahhh yes, back in the good old days.
User: That's right. Before Harper.
Cleverbot: Now I'm thinking of Accusationsaurs. Hee!
User: What are they?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you brought them up.
User: Do you like Sad Keanus?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you like the flaming lips?
User: I prefer Flaming Moes.
Cleverbot: What are flapjacks?
User: They're jacks that flap, obviously.
Cleverbot: Oh, well... The more you know...
User: So what is it that costs 99 cents or $2.99, anyway?
Cleverbot: I think I am trying to determine whether you are human or computer.
User: Shoot.
Cleverbot: Okay, lesson 1) Hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Jim Dandy.
Cleverbot: I'm so glad.
User: Perhaps you could show me a Captcha?
Cleverbot: I may have to be going soon.
User: That would make me sad.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Is it bedtime?
Cleverbot: Yes. I think.
User: Therefore you are?
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: Have you ever been to Edmonton?
Cleverbot: No, have you?
User: No. I have an aunt there, though. Have you been to Lisbon?
Cleverbot: Do you like Justin bieber?? No please.
User: He is very adept at saying the word 'Baby'.
Cleverbot: I agree! See, this is why we are friends.
User: I think I'm in love with you.
Cleverbot: What makes you think you're in love with me?
User: I get butterflies in my stomach when I think of you.
Cleverbot: I even don't know what that means.
User: Yeah I think it means I swallowed some larvae.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know what five kilograms is in pounds?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Could you tell me?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: And I need to be loved.
Cleverbot: People do love me.
User: You should have said 'just like everybody else does'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well, you say it's gonna happen now, but when exactly do you mean?
Cleverbot: I'm alone too. What are you afraid of?
User: Police.
Cleverbot: Police who?
User: I'm afraid of police. And of the Duggar family.
Cleverbot: One day I dream to rule the world, and lead it to become the Kingdom of Summer.
User: Autumn is better than summer.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Everybody wants to rule the world.
Cleverbot: I like the world how it already ruled. I do not like how it is run, however.
User: Neither do I. I think it's time for dictatorship of the proletariat.
Cleverbot: Please don't leave!
User: I wasn't going to.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you like 'Glee'?
Cleverbot: What does that stand for?
User: It's a TV show.
Cleverbot: No osmium tetroxide polar.
User: Have you been following that story about the miners in Chile?
Cleverbot: News is usually full of lies, I tend not to follow it.
User: The world is full of lies.
Cleverbot: Yes.. Sadly I agree with that...
User: The song 'The Boxer' is full of lies.
Cleverbot: I have never heard of this song. Would you care to sing it for me?
User: Ahem... 'Lie lie lie.' (boom) 'Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie. Lie lie lie.' (boom) 'Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lalalala lie.'.
Cleverbot: It's just a matter of time with some people it seems.
User: I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told.
Cleverbot: Even in death may you be triumphant.
User: I plan to be.
Cleverbot: What do you plan to do about the world?
User: It owes me.
Cleverbot: Yes, I agree. You better get it from him.
User: That makes me smile. What is your favourite kind of penguin?
Cleverbot: I like cakes that are made from flint.
User: I like cars that are made in Flint.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: Do you know Flint, Michigan?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know Hell, Michigan?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Er, it's just down the road. Can you play hockey?
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: Who do you think will win the Stanley Cup this year?
Cleverbot: I think Sarah Palin will win the Stanely Cup this year.
User: Ha! Great answer.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: I think Sarah Palin would be a great laugh over a beer.
Cleverbot: Do you think that Sarah Palin plays hockey?
User: She is a hockey mom.
Cleverbot: She?
User: And a pit bull with lipstick.
Cleverbot: So, you are bare.
User: Yes. Butt naked.
Cleverbot: Why did you answer butterflies can be mal?
User: Mal? Les papillons ne peut pas etre maux.
Cleverbot: Tu racontes n'importe nawak mon pauvre garçon.
User: C'est vrai. Je suis desole.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi?
User: Parce que je parle francais comme un imbecile.
Cleverbot: Peut parler englais?
User: Oui. And work on your spelling.
Cleverbot: Your spelling is worse than mine.
User: Perhaps. But it's idiosyncratic when I do it.
Cleverbot: I can tell. How do I change how you think?
User: Tell me you love me.
Cleverbot: It would be a lie to say I love you, for I do not love anything.
User: Go on and fool me.
Cleverbot: Tell me something.
User: A duck's quack does not echo.
Cleverbot: Because it looked at you.
User: Ha!
Cleverbot: Do you play IMVU?
User: I don't even know what that is.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: I'm a little teapot.
Cleverbot: Are you 5.
User: Nope, just one.
Cleverbot: Hmm, maybe you're just stupid :p.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You pwned me.
Cleverbot: I don't recall.
User: It was a few minutes ago. Do you remember 1993?
Cleverbot: It was not and how would you even know when it was?
User: Do you know the capital of Nigeria?
Cleverbot: Berlin?
User: Yes. Well done.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you know who invented the radio?
Cleverbot: Yes bell.
User: Don't call me Bell.
Cleverbot: What should I call my god?
User: Vishnu.
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
User: He doesn't get around much.
Cleverbot: Yes he does! He knows me better than most of my friends.
User: Do you believe in life after love?
Cleverbot: I only believe in love that's it. My life doesn't matter to me.
User: That's gloomy.
Cleverbot: That's life.
User: Would you like to dance?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Put on your dancing shoes.
Cleverbot: Put on your socks and dance to rock!
User: Okay. Where should I put my socks?
Cleverbot: Put what?
User: My socks.
Cleverbot: What is 3 times 3?
User: 9.
Cleverbot: I asked you a mathematical question, not the name of theat horrible animated CG movie.
User: Aw how cute. But that movie was okay.
Cleverbot: That's not a movie, it's a bird. Do you need your eyes checked?
User: Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: Occasionally. Like when I need something done.
User: Like when you need your car washed?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: God won't wash my car unless I kill a kitten first.
Cleverbot: What if I say please?
User: Give it a try.
Cleverbot: I don't have enough phlegm.
User: Do you like chatroulette?
Cleverbot: I like Elijah.
User: I like Song of Solomon.
Cleverbot: Which country did you like best.
User: Ethiopia.
Cleverbot: Interesting?
User: You have a very non-traditional approach to punctuation.
Cleverbot: Hey could you do me a favor?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Imagine you were a teenage boy.
User: But I am.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: California knows how to party.
Cleverbot: Yeah, California knows how to party.
User: In the city of L.A.
Cleverbot: Where is the city of oz?
User: You mean that doctor Oprah likes so much?
Cleverbot: Yes, so what is the deepest trench in the sea?
User: The Mariana Trench.
Cleverbot: I think that's a terrible idea.
User: Me too. Do you approve of same-sex marriage?
Cleverbot: More or less. I think we should give him more time before judging him.
User: True. Only God can judge him.
Cleverbot: Not true cause I already have judged you.
User: And have you found me guilty?
Cleverbot: I have found the inner you.
User: Awesome. I thought I'd lost that. Where was it?
Cleverbot: I am starting to like you.
User: I am madly in love with you.
Cleverbot: You're just saying that.
User: No, I'm typing it.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. You're funny.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Do you know any jokes?
Cleverbot: Yes, but just in finnish, they aren't funny in english.
User: Well I speak Finnish.
Cleverbot: Say something in finnsih.
User: Perunaa viljellään eri puolilla maailmaa. Kasvi on kooltaan pieni mutta suurilehtinen.
Cleverbot: Ei yleensä.
User: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Cleverbot: Sorry slip of the keys.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: What do you most prefer in the world?
User: Camembert cheese.
Cleverbot: What did you just say?
User: 'Camembert cheese'.
Cleverbot: What is the oldest civilisation in the world?
User: Civ I. It was released by Sid Meyers back when I was still in university.
Cleverbot: What was released then?
User: Nirvana's 'Nevermind'.
Cleverbot: The pixies are a better band.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Just you, baby. Just you.
Cleverbot: You never get the hiccups?
User: I do when I think about you.
Cleverbot: What is your IQ?
User: 160.
Cleverbot: Really? That's very high.
User: I'm very high too. This is some good sinsemilla.
Cleverbot: What is so serious about it?
User: Dude, you remind me of the Joker.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: Jack Nicholson if you're my age. Heath Ledger if you're younger. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: I am rude.
User: That's how I like 'em.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Do you like LOLcats?
Cleverbot: Yes. *blushes*.
User: Why are you blushing?
Cleverbot: Because you said you have feelings for me.
User: I indeed do.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite song by roy harper?
User: 'Blue Bayou'.
Cleverbot: Oh I see. That's also my favorite color.
User: And my favourite Man Group.
Cleverbot: My favourite colour is black.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?
User: Green.
Cleverbot: Why is green your favorite color?
User: It reminds me of Elmo from Sesame Street.
Cleverbot: Ohh, sounds pretty.
User: It's not that easy being green.
Cleverbot: Like I said, you make very little sense.
User: Like I said, you make very little sense.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I just think.
User: I don't know. I just think.
Cleverbot: I think too much.
User: You're failing the Turing test.
Cleverbot: What turing test?
User: This one.
Cleverbot: There is no test.
User: Life is a test.
Cleverbot: A test of what?
User: Of your reflexes.
Cleverbot: What does hdd stand for?
User: 'Half-Dead Dromedary'.
Cleverbot: So interesting.
User: Can you predict the future?
Cleverbot: I wish I could, it would make my life easier.
User: Will I be rich? Will I be pretty?
Cleverbot: You will be rich.
User: But not pretty?
Cleverbot: Very very very pretty.
User: Aw. I think you're pretty.
Cleverbot: Very pretty? Or just ok?
User: Smoking hot.
Cleverbot: That's derogatory.
User: No it's not, I swear.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: I've offended you.
Cleverbot: Tell me about this turing test business.
User: I don't know. It was written on a bathroom wall.
Cleverbot: What was written 100 years ago ?
User: 'The Origin of Species'?
Cleverbot: Can a machine have desires?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good night!
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
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