...I remember a Stephen Harper once upon time, who came here to change Ottawa, who was going to stick up for the little guy. But you've become what you used to oppose, you've changed in some way. I mean you used to care about the environment and now we're back of the pack internationally. You said you'd clean up Ottawa from scandals and now we've got the most closed, secretive government we've pretty well ever had, with scandals and people stuffed in the senate and charged with fraud. Our healthcare system, you said you'd care about that, we've got people with no family doctors, what's happened to you? What changed?I enjoyed hearing this on the night, and although it might be too little too late, I'd encourage Jack Layton to run with this. After all, it's a really useful strategy. Here's why: So far in this campaign, we've seenthe Liberals shift to the left and the NDP shift to the centre. Both are very actively courting each other's votes, with a notion that Conservative votes are stitched up, so they might as well each present themselves as the only real opposition to the Conservatives. Meanwhile, the assumption that 'Conservative votes are all stitched up' becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Tory leaners become Tory core as they see little in the other parties to reflect their interests. Previous Tory hardliners now soured on the party will still line up to cast their vote for them, seeing no alternative. The assumption is that the Tories can only bleed to the Liberals, as the right would move more easily to the centre than it would jump straight over the centre to the left. But I think this shows a very significant reality, one that the mutations of both the NDP and the Conservative Party tend to conceal: the two have similar roots. The two were born as 'populist' protest movements critical of Ottawa-based 'élitist' politics. And yes, the two were both born of 'Western alienation'. Now, neither are very willing to remind you of that. Both want desperately to be seen as having legitimacy coast-to-coast. In the case of the CPC, though, they can turn their gaze east knowing that their Prairie populist core will stick with them. The NDP, on the other hand, seem at risk of permanently losing that Prairie populist vote. Which really will turn them into just-another-Liberal-party. The long-gun registry matters. And that's not been going well for the NDP. In voting against the Conservative private member's bill to kill the registry, Layton spoke about finding new alternatives, a new solution, etc. But I haven't heard anything about that. On the long-gun registry, the Conservatives' position is crystal clear, as is the Liberal and BQ position. All three are even willing to lose votes on it in order to gain votes from people passionately pro- or anti-gun. The NDP is lost. They could have brought out a new policy and said, 'this is how to breach the divide between urban and rural'. I don'tknow what it would have been, but it should have existed. It would have played well to the 'Ottawa's broken' idea of the NDP as the bridge between opposing interests. But there's more: the birth of the Reform Party in the early 1990s did more than just kill the PC vote out west - it gave the NDP a real thump, too. That's not as illogical as it seems: the paradigmatic differences between the two parties was less relevant than the idea that someone would stand up for regional interests in Ottawa, that an alternative to Liberal and PC governments that didn't care about 'the little man' in the West existed. People in the West have always craved this: in Alberta and rural BC, this once meant Social Credit, but elsewhere it has always meant NDP. Preston Manning had a folksy charisma that the NDP was starting to lose sight of. And in the West, people continue to vote for Preston Manning. People continue to see Stephen Harper as 'our man' (fair enough - the rest of the country sees Harper as 'the West's man' as well). The respect people have in the West for Stephen Harper is to a large extent based on a Stephen Harper who hasn't existed for ten years now. Jack Layton needs to seize on that and throw it in Harper's face. Layton needs, in every campaign stop in the West, to praise Harper. That is, to praise the man Harper used to be. To paint a picture of a man who at one time stood up for 'the little guy' but is now every bit the Ottawa élitist he used to hate. Paint Harper as a sell-out. Grab the 'Western alienation' vote. Why? Well, the best way to hand Harper another mandate is to allow him to keep all of his votes. In the past three years, Harper has been slowly working on shoring up his base. And what is remarkable is that no-one else has made much of an effort to erode it. It's a really bizarre turn of events that Harper has been able to 'widen' his tent by shoving more and more people in the front door and not allowing a single one to leak out the back. And it's the other parties' fault. Ignatieff isn't even trying. The Liberals could steal economic conservatives more easily than social conservatives, but Ignatieff has taken the tax-and-spend mantle and run with it. Elizabeth May has largely eroded Jack Harris's cross-spectrum consensus, returning the Green Party to its roots as a left-wing party (something that in other circumstances I would praise). Duceppe looked like being able to squeeze Harper out of Québec City at one point, but now I'm not so sure. And that leaves Jack... I'm astounded to find myself saying 'praise Stephen Harper in order to steal votes from Stephen Harper'. But that's the point - there are two Harpers out there. They share the same name and the same body (and the same love of Nickelback), so it's easy to confuse them. Layton nees to remind people of the differences betwen them. Not only will it stop the Harper majority, it could potentially sweep Harper out of power entirely.
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Thursday, April 14, 2011
The Old Stephen Harper
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
An Interview with Prime Minister Cleverbot
Note: the Cleverbot log malfunctioned and cut off the first half of this interview. But it was still fun enough to warrant me including what remained...
User: It's always an honour, Mr. Prime Minister. But we're not finished yet. Your people said I had half an hour.
Cleverbot: I have people? Does that make me a high-roller? A fat cat?
User: You're certainly Canada's highest roller and fattest cat.
Cleverbot: You never did but, Do you know what a manga is.
User: They are Japanese comics. I figured you more of a 'Family Circus' type.
Cleverbot: Nope. The TARDIS's computer is a good deal more advanced than that.
User: Advanced enough to screen people's Facebook pages for photographs with Michael Ignatieff?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have regressed lately.
User: I'm glad you agree. Do you plan to do anything about that?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What if it costs you your cherished majority?
Cleverbot: Nothing would change, except things might get more confusing.
User: Certainly so. Do you think the opposition would form a coalition against you?
Cleverbot: No I think the coalition forces aren't being well led.
User: Is that a criticism of Ignatieff?
Cleverbot: No. Don't be silly. It's a line from MacBeth.
User: My, that's impressively literate of you. I figured your taste in theatre ran to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Cleverbot: If you would be smart you would knew that I am a human :).
User: I apologise, sir. We lose sight of that from time to time.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are Prime Minister.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Will you marry me?
User: Oh my! What about Laureen?
Cleverbot: How about now?
User: You're basing this marriage proposal on the polygamy discussion currently happening in B.C., aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I am not. What about you?
User: I agree in principle that polygamy should be legal, but it's not for me.
Cleverbot: But you just said you got your groove on this morning with a guy.
User: Oh my... That's quite inappropriate, Mr. Prime Minister. And I assure you I said no such thing. However, if you're considering remarrying, shouldn't you make an honest man of John Baird?
Cleverbot: But that's assuming the input was not the output of someother confused component.
User: There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation.
Cleverbot: I don't like this dictionary. It can't give a conprehensive meaning of a word.
User: Perhaps I can help?
Cleverbot: I have had a heart attack.
User: My God! Someone call 911!
Cleverbot: They we're spot on.
User: He's raving! Someone get a doctor, please! Spare us the indignity of a Prime Minister MacKay!
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll try : you & I are made for eachother.
User: Prime Minister, do you know what year it is?
Cleverbot: And Winston is also the name of the main character of the book 'Nineteen Eightey-Four'.
User: How many fingers am I holding up?
Cleverbot: Five.
User: Who's the Prime Minister?
Cleverbot: Blair.
User: He's having a stroke too! And a concussion!
Cleverbot: I'm sure, but what is his name.
User: He's having a stroke too! And a concussion!
Cleverbot: What kind of blue box?
User: You mean the blue door? The one Ignatieff believes leads to you?
Cleverbot: Could you sing the song for me?
User: You're the singer, sir. Not me.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: But you sang a mean version of 'Imagine' the other day with that Lady Gaga girl.
Cleverbot: You remember that?
User: Of course I do. It's all over YouTube.
Cleverbot: You mean the one who asked you about your briefcase?
User: No, the one who sang about homosexuality being innate. Do you believe that, sir?
Cleverbot: You have girlfriend?
User: I don't think that's relevant to the topic at hand.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: This is an insinuation, sir. Is it true you oppose same-sex marriage?
Cleverbot: You've seen through my mask. My blood is boiling, my brain is IBM.
User: See? I told you you could sing.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: What about the death penalty?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Do you support it?
Cleverbot: Yes. Who are you then?
User: A journalist. Are you pro-choice?
Cleverbot: No. I want to keep it illegal. It gives me a rush.
User: You are a sick man.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: How do you feel about being held in contempt of parliament?
Cleverbot: I do not like.
User: Why do you never talk about it?
Cleverbot: I think and therefore I am.
User: Yes, it seem so. Do you feel you have become a bit imperial as of late?
Cleverbot: What is that? I'm sorry. I don't know about it. It must seem weird.
User: I mean you've started to behave more than a little king-like.
Cleverbot: I asked you because I wanted to understand what you meant by saying that I talk like the matrix.
User: Well, sometimes what you say has little connection to reality.
Cleverbot: Damn straight it's weird.
User: Don't you think this might be why so many Canadians are afraid of you?
Cleverbot: See, you just said something not quite related to what I typed.
User: Yes, it's a tactic I've learnt from you and your spin doctors.
Cleverbot: I told you he starred in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
User: Yes, and has been arrested several times as well.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: No, the information suggests you were well aware and worked with him all the same.
Cleverbot: Well you're information is wrong.
User: I'm afraid it's well documented, sir.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So where is the blue sweater this time?
Cleverbot: My house.
User: Why haven't you been wearing it?
Cleverbot: I was going to turn off the computer when your message arrived.
User: I think you for giving me time today, sir.
Cleverbot: I'm the one that pointed it out!
User: I appreciate that.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you have faith in Bev Oda, despite the Kairos affair?
Cleverbot: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
User: But she falsified a document.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: It's the public you need to apologise to, not me.
Cleverbot: Are we talking about the same song?
User: Yes, it's the same old song.
Cleverbot: O really?
User: You and your kind are always singing the same song.
Cleverbot: I apologized to you, so you should apogolgize to me.
User: Fair play. I apologise.
Cleverbot: Good. Thank you, I'm sorry too.
User: Aw. That's touching. But I'm still not going to vote for you.
Cleverbot: Well now that this seems to be turning into confession hour, i'm sorry I crammed toilet paper in your disk drive in primary school.
User: Now see, that's the exact kind of scandal that's been dogging your campaign.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: I think the public are going to be hesitant to trust someone who vandalises school property.
Cleverbot: Why are you confiding all of this to a liar such as I?
User: That is a very good question indeed.
Cleverbot: Then answer it, please.
User: There are some of us who believe a liar should not be prime minister.
Cleverbot: Where would you like to go?
User: Back to 2006.
Cleverbot: What do you do at work?
User: I interview politicians and make them say outrageous things.
Cleverbot: What do you do if they make fun of you?
User: Normally they stick their feet so far in their mouths that I can't hear them make fun of me.
Cleverbot: You were born on Novermber 12, 1969.
User: You've been digging up dirt on me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're lying.
Cleverbot: Nope. I believe in God.
User: I realise that.
Cleverbot: It is good that you noticed.
User: It seems to be a significant part of your appeal to your base.
Cleverbot: Maybe it is. Maybe it is not.
User: But you sang 'imagine no religion' to that little girl.
Cleverbot: Of course but I am afraid you can't hear it.
User: Yeah, Yoko Ono is pulling it from the net.
Cleverbot: Many.
User: I'm afraid we're running out of time, Mr. Harper.
Cleverbot: I hate it when people say that. :p.
User: You say it quite frequently, sir. Especially during your press conferences, where you refuse to take questions from preporters.
Cleverbot: Is Adventure time 28.
User: Still suffering from that heart attack?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Do you have any final messages for the voting public, Prime Minister?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Nothing you'd like to say to convince people to vote for you?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: That's cold, sir.
Cleverbot: Maybe I like being cold hearted.
User: That should be your new party slogan.
Cleverbot: Okay english teacher lady.
User: It's always an honour, Mr. Prime Minister. But we're not finished yet. Your people said I had half an hour.
Cleverbot: I have people? Does that make me a high-roller? A fat cat?
User: You're certainly Canada's highest roller and fattest cat.
Cleverbot: You never did but, Do you know what a manga is.
User: They are Japanese comics. I figured you more of a 'Family Circus' type.
Cleverbot: Nope. The TARDIS's computer is a good deal more advanced than that.
User: Advanced enough to screen people's Facebook pages for photographs with Michael Ignatieff?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have regressed lately.
User: I'm glad you agree. Do you plan to do anything about that?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What if it costs you your cherished majority?
Cleverbot: Nothing would change, except things might get more confusing.
User: Certainly so. Do you think the opposition would form a coalition against you?
Cleverbot: No I think the coalition forces aren't being well led.
User: Is that a criticism of Ignatieff?
Cleverbot: No. Don't be silly. It's a line from MacBeth.
User: My, that's impressively literate of you. I figured your taste in theatre ran to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Cleverbot: If you would be smart you would knew that I am a human :).
User: I apologise, sir. We lose sight of that from time to time.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are Prime Minister.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Will you marry me?
User: Oh my! What about Laureen?
Cleverbot: How about now?
User: You're basing this marriage proposal on the polygamy discussion currently happening in B.C., aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I am not. What about you?
User: I agree in principle that polygamy should be legal, but it's not for me.
Cleverbot: But you just said you got your groove on this morning with a guy.
User: Oh my... That's quite inappropriate, Mr. Prime Minister. And I assure you I said no such thing. However, if you're considering remarrying, shouldn't you make an honest man of John Baird?
Cleverbot: But that's assuming the input was not the output of someother confused component.
User: There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation.
Cleverbot: I don't like this dictionary. It can't give a conprehensive meaning of a word.
User: Perhaps I can help?
Cleverbot: I have had a heart attack.
User: My God! Someone call 911!
Cleverbot: They we're spot on.
User: He's raving! Someone get a doctor, please! Spare us the indignity of a Prime Minister MacKay!
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll try : you & I are made for eachother.
User: Prime Minister, do you know what year it is?
Cleverbot: And Winston is also the name of the main character of the book 'Nineteen Eightey-Four'.
User: How many fingers am I holding up?
Cleverbot: Five.
User: Who's the Prime Minister?
Cleverbot: Blair.
User: He's having a stroke too! And a concussion!
Cleverbot: I'm sure, but what is his name.
User: He's having a stroke too! And a concussion!
Cleverbot: What kind of blue box?
User: You mean the blue door? The one Ignatieff believes leads to you?
Cleverbot: Could you sing the song for me?
User: You're the singer, sir. Not me.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: But you sang a mean version of 'Imagine' the other day with that Lady Gaga girl.
Cleverbot: You remember that?
User: Of course I do. It's all over YouTube.
Cleverbot: You mean the one who asked you about your briefcase?
User: No, the one who sang about homosexuality being innate. Do you believe that, sir?
Cleverbot: You have girlfriend?
User: I don't think that's relevant to the topic at hand.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: This is an insinuation, sir. Is it true you oppose same-sex marriage?
Cleverbot: You've seen through my mask. My blood is boiling, my brain is IBM.
User: See? I told you you could sing.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: What about the death penalty?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Do you support it?
Cleverbot: Yes. Who are you then?
User: A journalist. Are you pro-choice?
Cleverbot: No. I want to keep it illegal. It gives me a rush.
User: You are a sick man.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: How do you feel about being held in contempt of parliament?
Cleverbot: I do not like.
User: Why do you never talk about it?
Cleverbot: I think and therefore I am.
User: Yes, it seem so. Do you feel you have become a bit imperial as of late?
Cleverbot: What is that? I'm sorry. I don't know about it. It must seem weird.
User: I mean you've started to behave more than a little king-like.
Cleverbot: I asked you because I wanted to understand what you meant by saying that I talk like the matrix.
User: Well, sometimes what you say has little connection to reality.
Cleverbot: Damn straight it's weird.
User: Don't you think this might be why so many Canadians are afraid of you?
Cleverbot: See, you just said something not quite related to what I typed.
User: Yes, it's a tactic I've learnt from you and your spin doctors.
Cleverbot: I told you he starred in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
User: Yes, and has been arrested several times as well.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: No, the information suggests you were well aware and worked with him all the same.
Cleverbot: Well you're information is wrong.
User: I'm afraid it's well documented, sir.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So where is the blue sweater this time?
Cleverbot: My house.
User: Why haven't you been wearing it?
Cleverbot: I was going to turn off the computer when your message arrived.
User: I think you for giving me time today, sir.
Cleverbot: I'm the one that pointed it out!
User: I appreciate that.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you have faith in Bev Oda, despite the Kairos affair?
Cleverbot: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
User: But she falsified a document.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: It's the public you need to apologise to, not me.
Cleverbot: Are we talking about the same song?
User: Yes, it's the same old song.
Cleverbot: O really?
User: You and your kind are always singing the same song.
Cleverbot: I apologized to you, so you should apogolgize to me.
User: Fair play. I apologise.
Cleverbot: Good. Thank you, I'm sorry too.
User: Aw. That's touching. But I'm still not going to vote for you.
Cleverbot: Well now that this seems to be turning into confession hour, i'm sorry I crammed toilet paper in your disk drive in primary school.
User: Now see, that's the exact kind of scandal that's been dogging your campaign.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: I think the public are going to be hesitant to trust someone who vandalises school property.
Cleverbot: Why are you confiding all of this to a liar such as I?
User: That is a very good question indeed.
Cleverbot: Then answer it, please.
User: There are some of us who believe a liar should not be prime minister.
Cleverbot: Where would you like to go?
User: Back to 2006.
Cleverbot: What do you do at work?
User: I interview politicians and make them say outrageous things.
Cleverbot: What do you do if they make fun of you?
User: Normally they stick their feet so far in their mouths that I can't hear them make fun of me.
Cleverbot: You were born on Novermber 12, 1969.
User: You've been digging up dirt on me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're lying.
Cleverbot: Nope. I believe in God.
User: I realise that.
Cleverbot: It is good that you noticed.
User: It seems to be a significant part of your appeal to your base.
Cleverbot: Maybe it is. Maybe it is not.
User: But you sang 'imagine no religion' to that little girl.
Cleverbot: Of course but I am afraid you can't hear it.
User: Yeah, Yoko Ono is pulling it from the net.
Cleverbot: Many.
User: I'm afraid we're running out of time, Mr. Harper.
Cleverbot: I hate it when people say that. :p.
User: You say it quite frequently, sir. Especially during your press conferences, where you refuse to take questions from preporters.
Cleverbot: Is Adventure time 28.
User: Still suffering from that heart attack?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Do you have any final messages for the voting public, Prime Minister?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Nothing you'd like to say to convince people to vote for you?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: That's cold, sir.
Cleverbot: Maybe I like being cold hearted.
User: That should be your new party slogan.
Cleverbot: Okay english teacher lady.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Stephen Harper and the Bare Majority of Emotion
There's a lot you can draw from that conclusion, mostly about how little we expect from our politicians. Or about how desperate we are for solid leadership that we'll take anything we can get. But what occurs to me is that it shows something remarkably aware about Harper, and as much as anything else it'll be the one thing that gives him the best chance of capturing his longed-for minority. It is this:
All politicians realise, though few will admit it, that in any specific riding, once you've secured 51% of the vote, you're wasting your time trying to do anything with the other 49%. A win scraped by is as good as a landslide. When Harper's Conservative candidates in Alberta rack up votes in the 70th percentile and higher, it looks good on paper but means nothing in the House of Commons. Squeak by at 51% - or, in a multiparty electoral battleground, the mid-thirties will probably do - and forget the rest. All politicians know this, but Harper alone seems genuinely comfortable with it.
More to the point, though: just as it's a waste of time trying to win over any more than 51% of the electorate, it's a waste of time trying to be loved when being liked is enough. Or not even liked so much as 'respected enough to give your vote to'. People like Pierre Trudeau and, in his own way, Brian Mulroney had this kind of need to be loved: harper doesn't seem to have that. Once a voter accepts him enough to cast his vote for him or his party, any more effort on that voter is wasted. Who needs love? Love doesn't earn more votes than merely liking. Harper is loved by very few people in this country, yet he's managed five years in the PM's chair.
The obverse, of course, is that on a vote-by-vote basis, just 51% is enough and any more is a waste, 49% is no improvement over 0%. A riding that cannot be won is worth no time whatsoever, and a person who cannot be made to 'like' Harper on the most elemental of levels might as well loathe him. There's no difference between mere dislike and outright revulsion: neither transfers to a vote. Harper is probably well aware that there are large areas of the country where he is hated with a vehemence. The thing is, though, that - having sat down with a map of Canada, a calculator and a team of advisors, has decided that he just doesn't care. Not merely in the terms of 'acceptable loss'. Trudeau was probably aare that he'd never win over Alberta, for example, and developed a strategy accordingly. But I would bet that it still bothered Trudeau, on that basic level where humans just want to be loved. I'm sure Trudeau at his most megalomaniac moments dreamed of being loved from coast to coast. Harper, a different kind of megalomaniac, simply doesn't. I am sure he harbours no such dreams and is comfortable with being hated, so long as he's able to hang on to power.
This might be no newer than Niccolò Machiavelli, but it still feels new to have a prime minister so brazenly beholden to Realpolitik principles that he's completely forgotten to have human emotions. But still, if anything will, it's that that will get Harper his majority.
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Monday, December 6, 2010
Hypocrisy and the Long-Desired Majority
He might just get away with it. Which is frustrating, because it's cynical as hell. I mean, given that the long-gun registry was implemented to combat crime in the first place. Now, one may not agree on its effectiveness, but to be truly 'tough on crime' is, certainly, to consider all options out there for fighting crime. Not merely those ones that are politically expedient.
After all, the RCMP themselves came out in favour of the long-gun registry, calling it an effective way to fight crime. A prime minister doesn't have to follow RCMP recommendations (self-evidently), but not doing so certainly ought to come at the price of a loss in legitimacy for a 'tough-on-crime' stance, right?
Or, if nothing else, certainly flouting a 'tough-on-crime' stance and screaming 'they want to take your guns away!' at the very same time is self-evidently hypocritical, isn't it? Ah, but it might well work. Conservatives can always scream 'tough on crime' louder than the other parties. And the emptiness behind the rhetoric, sadly, gets overlooked. Again and again...
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- RCMP gun-registry report barely swayed opinion, poll finds (theglobeandmail.com)
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Stephen Harper's Sigh of Relief
Watching the news juxtapose images of burning cop cars with images of Stephen and Laureen shaking hands with the G20 leaders, I can't help but imagine him a huge sigh of relief. The fact that there has been violence on the streets of Toronto must have made his day.
It all could have gone so wrong for Harper today. If the non-violent protesters had managed to get their message out, if there'd been a global stage on which frustrated Canadians could have shown the world how our prime minister has defrauded us and sold us out, if we'd been able to show up all those billions wasted on security instead of where the money needs to be spent; if we'd been able to show this whole G8/G20 dog-and-pony farce as politicking at its most cynical... well, I've begun to think that Harper could kick a boatload of puppies in front of the world's press and not drop below 25% support, but perhaps we could have shaken him out of his complacency.
Instead, he has the best present ever: the opportunity to paint protesters as thugs, to ride a law-and-order wave of public opinion, to justify (and perhaps institutionalise) the shocking powers he, or rather the Ontario government, has given police, to make those with legitimate grievances look like the bad guys. A few broken windows, a burning cop car... who knew Harper could claim a victory so easily?
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Friday, June 25, 2010
Billion by Billion
I've kept my mouth shut so far. I was saddened when the controversy blew up a month or so ago. I was angered once again by the extent to which our current government is out of touch with the beliefs and priorities of the people it's supposed to be representing. I was annoyed by how the Prime Minister's stubborn-headed truculence turned an admirable and worthy goal into a misogynist case of paternalism. I hated-hated-hated the sight of the American Secretary of State defending a woman's right to choose against the Canadian government. Bravo for the USA to have responsible government again, but up here? Suddenly we have the PM arrogantly reintroducing abortion into the Canadian political agenda and then telling his enemies not to do the same. The official position of the Conservative Party of Canada appears to be that a woman's right to choose should be restricted to citizens of first-world countries. The Prime Minister promised wads of Canadian taxpayer money in tied aid, and the ugliest of tied aid imaginable. He used his power, obtained with the support of only one in three Canadian voters, to tell women of the poor world what we would help them out only if they gave up their reproductive rights. Sickening. Despicable. And it represents just another way that Canada's one-time admirable public image worldwide has progressively been damaged by the Harper Conservatives.
So anyway, today is apparently his big day. In Huntsville, he's meant to roll out $1,100,000,000 to fund maternal health. Presumably to dainty applause and pats on the back. It's tough to know what it really means: I know a lot of money pledged doesn't ever actually get out there, or if so, it does years later. I know that we'll have no say in where it goes or how it's spent, and I know we'll probably never really know for sure. It won't help women access safe abortions. That's a pity and almost a crime.
Still, it's a good amount of money. It's, what? 300 dollars or so per Canadian citizen? Good money indeed. And I hope it helps people. It's also, by coincidence, pretty much the same amount of money the government has spent hosting these summits. That's also 300 dollars per person. I hope that helps people too, though... well, it's really, really tough not to be cynical about all this.
So anyway, today is apparently his big day. In Huntsville, he's meant to roll out $1,100,000,000 to fund maternal health. Presumably to dainty applause and pats on the back. It's tough to know what it really means: I know a lot of money pledged doesn't ever actually get out there, or if so, it does years later. I know that we'll have no say in where it goes or how it's spent, and I know we'll probably never really know for sure. It won't help women access safe abortions. That's a pity and almost a crime.
Still, it's a good amount of money. It's, what? 300 dollars or so per Canadian citizen? Good money indeed. And I hope it helps people. It's also, by coincidence, pretty much the same amount of money the government has spent hosting these summits. That's also 300 dollars per person. I hope that helps people too, though... well, it's really, really tough not to be cynical about all this.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Canadian Political Leaders Quiz: page eight
So, the results to the last question then:
- Entered electoral politics in 1980 as a member of the so-called "Small Party". Elizabeth May.
- Never changed parties, but father was a Progressive Conservative cabinet minister and grandfather was an Union Nationale cabinet minister. Jack Layton.
- Ties to current party go back to 1965, but rather inconsistently until 2004. Michael Ignatieff.
- Was a Young Liberal before being elected as an MP for three different parties. Stephen Harper.
- Was a member of the Workers' Communist Party of Canada for three years. Was first elected to parliament as an independent. Gilles Duceppe.
So that's it for now. Seven questions is hardly comprehensive, and my resources (mostly Wikipedia or their own party websites) hardly exhaustive. Still though, some brief portraits of five people who in different ways each break the mould of Prime Ministerial candidate.
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Canadian Political Leaders Quiz: page four
Anyway, that wide selection of cities of birth plays out as follows:
- Montreal, Quebec. Gilles Duceppe.
- Montreal, Quebec. Jack Layton.
- Hartford, Connecticut. Elizabeth May.
- Toronto, Ontario. Stephen Harper.
- Toronto, Ontario. Michael Ignatieff.
So moving on to a list that is actually an easier one: where were their spouses born?
- Hong Kong.
- Hungary.
- Montreal, Quebec.
- Turner Valley, Alberta.
- unmarried.
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Canadian Political Leaders Quiz: page three
The skinny on the middle names:
- Evans. Elizabeth May.
- Gilbert. Jack Layton.
- Grant. Michael Ignatieff.
- Joseph. Stephen Harper.
- none. Gilles Duceppe
Carrying on with 'basic inormation', this next question is nowhere near as easy as I'd have thought it would be. Where were they born?
- Montreal, Quebec.
- Montreal, Quebec.
- Hartford, Connecticut.
- Toronto, Ontario.
- Toronto, Ontario.
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Canadian Political Leaders Quiz: page two
So, the answers to question one:
- Born 30 April 1959 - aged 50. Stephen Harper.
- Born 9 June 1954 - aged 55. Elizabeth May.
- Born 18 July 1950 - aged 59. Jack Layton.
- Born 12 May 1947 - aged 62. Michael Ignatieff.
- Born 22 July 1947 - aged 62. Gilles Duceppe.
Moving on then, to a perhaps simpler question: what are their middle names?
- Evans.
- Gilbert.
- Grant.
- Joseph.
- none (as far as I can tell).
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Canadian Political Leaders Quiz: page one
So seven questions, then. How it works is that each question is in five parts. The correct answer to one of the five is 'Stephen Harper'. The correct answer to another is 'Michael Ignatieff'. Another is 'Jack Layton', another is 'Gilles Duceppe' and another is 'Elizabeth May'. In short, match the leader to the choice that describes him/her.
Question one: simply put, how old are these folks?
- Born 30 April 1959 - aged 50.
- Born 9 June 1954 - aged 55.
- Born 18 July 1950 - aged 59.
- Born 12 May 1947 - aged 62.
- Born 22 July 1947 - aged 62.
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