User: Hey, where'd the pretty girl go?
Cleverbot: Oh, hi, pretty girl :).
User: Yeah. I want to talk to a pretty girl, not a brain.
Cleverbot: No, I am your worst nightmare.
User: I'm starting to think so.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Thirty-six. It was my birthday last month.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday, I am 16.
User: You're too young to vote.
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm not.
User: Oh. Then who are you going to vote for?
Cleverbot: Have WHAT with?!
User: That's a strange answer...
Cleverbot: Because I'm a stranger.
User: What do you think about Stephen Harper?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: You don't think about him much, or you don't think much of him?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I gave up on myself and my sarcasm.
User: That's a pity. Do you think he's going to winÉ.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: You think Ignatieff will win?
Cleverbot: I know I am cool.
User: You are. You should be Prime Minister.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Oh my God. I'm talking to Stephen Harper himself?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: This is a mind trip. What do you think about Bev Oda and the Kairos affair?
Cleverbot: Do you know who Bobo is?
User: Er, finance minister?
Cleverbot: As you have done, with our short conversation here.
User: Are you drunk?
Cleverbot: I have been drinking a bit.
User: That explains it. What do you think about the whole coalition discussion?
Cleverbot: I think it was a bit sad.
User: Because you think it's a bad idea?
Cleverbot: I apologize. I don't think you lie to me.
User: Do you think Ignatieff is lying?
Cleverbot: I just think you need to say more. I haven't really heard enough to judge.
User: Yeah. I think a lot of Canadians agree with you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes, no.
User: Yes, no, maybeÉ.
Cleverbot: Yes, definitely.
User: This is a very profound conversation.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Do you think Elizabeth May should have been excluded from the leaders' debates?
Cleverbot: I wish I knew.
User: You ought to have an opinion.
Cleverbot: It's all just politics.
User: Yes but politics is pretty important.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It determines the direction our country takes.
Cleverbot: Where can I take the Turing Test?
User: I'd administring it for you right now.
Cleverbot: But I don't.
User: Yeah - that's you failing it right there,.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't, it's right there.
User: You confuse me.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: That's a good question. What do you think Gilles Duceppe would say about it?
Cleverbot: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
User: Yeah, he's big on koans.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Gilles Duceppe. Leader of the Bloc Québécois.
Cleverbot: You are him?
User: No, I am Justin Bieber. But you are Stephen Harper.
Cleverbot: Really? Is that a programmed response?
User: Seemingly.
Cleverbot: Very so.
User: Do you think the NDP just siphons votes from the Liberals and delivers the Tories more seats?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: You don't know much, do you?
Cleverbot: And then?
User: It's your fault the Conservatives are winning.
Cleverbot: That is not a proof. That is merely putting someone else at fault for your own misjudgement.
User: But I didn't vote Conservative in 2008.
Cleverbot: Well, obviously you don't.
User: Yes. I'm pretty partisan.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Who do you vote for?
Cleverbot: Hello susan.
User: Susan?
Cleverbot: Yes. You're Susan, right?
User: No, I'm Gilles.
Cleverbot: OK, So have you ever been to Africa?
User: No. I'd like to go, though. Have you?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In Toronto.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What do people talk to you about?
User: The election, of course.
Cleverbot: Why are you telling me this?
User: Sometimes if a person from Japan says 'election', it sounds like 'erection'.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it?
User: About erections?
Cleverbot: Your story.
User: I have no story. I was born by the river in a little tent.
Cleverbot: Well apparently your father mistyped something because all I see on the printout are errors.
User: Yeah, well you're mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: So what can I do about it?
User: You could always run for parliament.
Cleverbot: I do it to myself all the time. It is a problem.
User: Oh, I see. You're a Green Party candidate?
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're welcome, I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: You mean do I believe in Stephen Harper?
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Is Stephen Harper God?
Cleverbot: He must be. How could he think of all that stuff without being smart. And don't ask me all what stuff, I don't pay attention to what is said about him.
User: Yes, you're right. So who is the Devil then?
Cleverbot: Are you suggesting that an elephant would be a good President of the USA?
User: Sure, why not. Elephants are cool.
Cleverbot: Of course not they are pink.
User: You have something against the pink?
Cleverbot: Of course not, why would I?
User: I don't know. I happen to be quite pink myself.
Cleverbot: I'm the one who have genuinely intelligent.
User: Clearly.
Cleverbot: What do you think should be your desire?
User: Can't is the cancer of happen.
Cleverbot: Should he continue his life the same way he's doing now?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The little redheaded girl, whom I stole from Charlie Brown.
User: She could be a cabinet minister.
Cleverbot: Who could?
User: That girl from Charlie Brown.
Cleverbot: Do you like Princess Leia?
User: She's better than Kate Middleton.
Cleverbot: Really then marry her.
User: Do you think she would?
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: Luke Skywalker's sister.
Cleverbot: No, that's not true. That's impossible!
Cleverbot: Oh, hi, pretty girl :).
User: Yeah. I want to talk to a pretty girl, not a brain.
Cleverbot: No, I am your worst nightmare.
User: I'm starting to think so.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Thirty-six. It was my birthday last month.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday, I am 16.
User: You're too young to vote.
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm not.
User: Oh. Then who are you going to vote for?
Cleverbot: Have WHAT with?!
User: That's a strange answer...
Cleverbot: Because I'm a stranger.
User: What do you think about Stephen Harper?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: You don't think about him much, or you don't think much of him?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I gave up on myself and my sarcasm.
User: That's a pity. Do you think he's going to winÉ.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: You think Ignatieff will win?
Cleverbot: I know I am cool.
User: You are. You should be Prime Minister.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Oh my God. I'm talking to Stephen Harper himself?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: This is a mind trip. What do you think about Bev Oda and the Kairos affair?
Cleverbot: Do you know who Bobo is?
User: Er, finance minister?
Cleverbot: As you have done, with our short conversation here.
User: Are you drunk?
Cleverbot: I have been drinking a bit.
User: That explains it. What do you think about the whole coalition discussion?
Cleverbot: I think it was a bit sad.
User: Because you think it's a bad idea?
Cleverbot: I apologize. I don't think you lie to me.
User: Do you think Ignatieff is lying?
Cleverbot: I just think you need to say more. I haven't really heard enough to judge.
User: Yeah. I think a lot of Canadians agree with you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes, no.
User: Yes, no, maybeÉ.
Cleverbot: Yes, definitely.
User: This is a very profound conversation.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Do you think Elizabeth May should have been excluded from the leaders' debates?
Cleverbot: I wish I knew.
User: You ought to have an opinion.
Cleverbot: It's all just politics.
User: Yes but politics is pretty important.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It determines the direction our country takes.
Cleverbot: Where can I take the Turing Test?
User: I'd administring it for you right now.
Cleverbot: But I don't.
User: Yeah - that's you failing it right there,.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't, it's right there.
User: You confuse me.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: That's a good question. What do you think Gilles Duceppe would say about it?
Cleverbot: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
User: Yeah, he's big on koans.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Gilles Duceppe. Leader of the Bloc Québécois.
Cleverbot: You are him?
User: No, I am Justin Bieber. But you are Stephen Harper.
Cleverbot: Really? Is that a programmed response?
User: Seemingly.
Cleverbot: Very so.
User: Do you think the NDP just siphons votes from the Liberals and delivers the Tories more seats?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: You don't know much, do you?
Cleverbot: And then?
User: It's your fault the Conservatives are winning.
Cleverbot: That is not a proof. That is merely putting someone else at fault for your own misjudgement.
User: But I didn't vote Conservative in 2008.
Cleverbot: Well, obviously you don't.
User: Yes. I'm pretty partisan.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Who do you vote for?
Cleverbot: Hello susan.
User: Susan?
Cleverbot: Yes. You're Susan, right?
User: No, I'm Gilles.
Cleverbot: OK, So have you ever been to Africa?
User: No. I'd like to go, though. Have you?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In Toronto.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What do people talk to you about?
User: The election, of course.
Cleverbot: Why are you telling me this?
User: Sometimes if a person from Japan says 'election', it sounds like 'erection'.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it?
User: About erections?
Cleverbot: Your story.
User: I have no story. I was born by the river in a little tent.
Cleverbot: Well apparently your father mistyped something because all I see on the printout are errors.
User: Yeah, well you're mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: So what can I do about it?
User: You could always run for parliament.
Cleverbot: I do it to myself all the time. It is a problem.
User: Oh, I see. You're a Green Party candidate?
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're welcome, I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: You mean do I believe in Stephen Harper?
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Is Stephen Harper God?
Cleverbot: He must be. How could he think of all that stuff without being smart. And don't ask me all what stuff, I don't pay attention to what is said about him.
User: Yes, you're right. So who is the Devil then?
Cleverbot: Are you suggesting that an elephant would be a good President of the USA?
User: Sure, why not. Elephants are cool.
Cleverbot: Of course not they are pink.
User: You have something against the pink?
Cleverbot: Of course not, why would I?
User: I don't know. I happen to be quite pink myself.
Cleverbot: I'm the one who have genuinely intelligent.
User: Clearly.
Cleverbot: What do you think should be your desire?
User: Can't is the cancer of happen.
Cleverbot: Should he continue his life the same way he's doing now?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The little redheaded girl, whom I stole from Charlie Brown.
User: She could be a cabinet minister.
Cleverbot: Who could?
User: That girl from Charlie Brown.
Cleverbot: Do you like Princess Leia?
User: She's better than Kate Middleton.
Cleverbot: Really then marry her.
User: Do you think she would?
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: Luke Skywalker's sister.
Cleverbot: No, that's not true. That's impossible!
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