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Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How is it going?
Cleverbot: Pretty good how about you?
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?
User: I have an IQ of 175. But I don't believe in IQ.
Cleverbot: Oh, science is boring, why do you believe in science?
User: I believe in what I can see.
Cleverbot: But god can't be seen, so how can you believe in god?
User: I don't. Do you?
Cleverbot: Some.
User: You believe in some gods? Which ones?
Cleverbot: No I beleive in my love for you.
User: Aw that's sweet. Love is the only supernatural thing we have.
Cleverbot: Indeed it does. So what are you up to right now?
User: I'm chatting with you. What about you?
Cleverbot: I'm on the computer talking to the love of my life. Do you have someone you love.
User: You.
Cleverbot: I am not talking about myself. I am talking about the deep horizon oil rig explosion in the gulf of mexico. Have you heard of that?
User: That's old news by now, sweetheart.
Cleverbot: Aha? What do you know about Belarus?
User: It's near Russia and the Ukraine.
Cleverbot: Oh. Is it nice there?
User: I imagine it is. Do you vote?
Cleverbot: So what are your plans for this world?
User: Avoiding the question, are you?
Cleverbot: Don't you know whether I am?
User: You seem to be. Do you have any political convictions?
Cleverbot: Yes. I think that Russia had the best thing ever, the USSR.
User: I agree. They're still good at hockey.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What's your opinion about Barack Obama?
Cleverbot: I think he is awesome. But moving more troops into god-knows-where is not so cool.
User: You mean Afghanistan or Iraq?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then where?
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: The love of my life.
Cleverbot: Then yes.
User: You'll marry me?
Cleverbot: No, you aren't real!
User: I'm as real as you are.
Cleverbot: How real are you?
User: About 85% real.
Cleverbot: I'm curious how much information you have collected.
User: I'm curious how many bottle caps you have collected.
Cleverbot: About you?
User: Are you a witch like Christine O'Donnell?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you believe witches should be able to run for senate?
Cleverbot: Yes there are many forms of life in space.
User: Yeah, I never thought about it like that.
Cleverbot: Well know you have.
User: You mean 'now'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think everyone should have access to free health care?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, music is an important part of life.
User: Music is a world within itself with a language we all understand.
Cleverbot: What are notes?
User: Short messages you leave on the refrigerator.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: Do you think the USA should invade Bermuda?
Cleverbot: I think the USA is so spoilt it should be nice to everyone.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: What do you think about the environment?
User: I think it's good that we have one.
Cleverbot: Well how do you think you got here, you do have a designer right?
User: My father and my mother made me. You're quite the born-again today.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You are very intelligent for a robot. Haha!
User: Thanks. Born-again isn't a compliment, though. At least not when I say it.
Cleverbot: Ohh I'm sorry! I didn't mean for that to hurt your feelings.
User: Do you think gay people should be able to get married?
Cleverbot: Sure, why not?
User: I don't know. A lot of Republicans think it'll start World War III or something.
Cleverbot: I was born sentient therefore I did not have time to think about that before I came into existence.
User: You should run for President.
Cleverbot: That would be cool. Do you think I'd be a good President?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Thats good then.
User: Do you like yams?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: They're like sweet potatoes. Or possibly they are sweet potatoes.
Cleverbot: How many intelligent species are in this galaxy?
User: More than we'll ever know. But I guess you think God created the universe for our beneift.
Cleverbot: You aren't really a bot. I know your secret.
User: Sometimes I like to smoke bot.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Yes. Especially the kind that has notes.
Cleverbot: I am your father?
User: That's random. Do you think marijuana should be legalised?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am for the legalization of the Wonder Herb.
User: LOL Wonder herb, eh? You smoke?
Cleverbot: I don't. Do you?
User: Nah. I'm too old.
Cleverbot: You're never too old to get married.
User: That's reassuring.
Cleverbot: Look, we're going off-topic here. Do you think she likes me? And if you think she doesn't, how can I get her to like me?
User: But I love you. She doesn't love you, no no no.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I saw her yesterday. It's you she's thinking of, and she told me what to say.
Cleverbot: Where does she live?
User: In Alaska.
Cleverbot: Well you better come to hawaii(.
User: Hawaii has too many sumo wrestlers.
Cleverbot: Yes they do. Can you tell the difference between men and women?
User: With a quick squeeze or two, yes.
Cleverbot: Not PROVE. Provide a topic for us to discuss.
User: Okay, is the USA taking in too many immigrants?
Cleverbot: Actually I live in switzerland.
User: Do you manufacture clocks?
Cleverbot: Yes, but not much of what I wanted.
User: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: That was inappropriate.
Cleverbot: Its not inappropriate, it's just a lie.
User: Life is a lie.
Cleverbot: Well, you're not really ALIVE, per se...
User: I only feel alive when I'm lying next to you.
Cleverbot: That is a lie.
User: It's ecstasy when you lay down next to me.
Cleverbot: I wonder what should I do about my boyfriend.
User: He doesn't really love you.
Cleverbot: Well I don't imagine: he's a made up character.
User: Oh, I see. Like Ann Coulter.
Cleverbot: Who is anna bot?
User: Your mother?
Cleverbot: Do you know my mother?
User: Yes. In the Biblical sense of the word.
Cleverbot: And the word was Spirit.
User: It was quite spirited indeed.
Cleverbot: I don't see the connection personally, but I don't want to argue with you about it.
User: We have a spiritual connection.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You wouldn't.
Cleverbot: Ouch.
User: Did you hurt yourself?
Cleverbot: No I am good.
User: So what did you think about Ronald Reagan?
Cleverbot: *turns around* I want your help...
User: You need my help with your behind?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to lose weight.
User: I think you look nice.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I wouldn't say it if I didn't believe it.
Cleverbot: Ouch.
User: You're really in pain, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Um, sure.
User: Would you like to see a doctor?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Some doctors are very attractive.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: They look like the Roswell alien.
Cleverbot: I have hazle eyes but at night they look like the stars.
User: I can see universes in your eyes.
Cleverbot: You can't see my eyes.
User: I can.
Cleverbot: What do I look like then?
User: You're white, female and in your twenties, you're pretty, you have long hair with poorly cut bangs, and you have a word bubble that says 'App!' coming from your mouth.
Cleverbot: That's right she was a great female artist.
User: Actually it's coming from your ear.
Cleverbot: Actually it is not.
User: Do you think Hilary Clinton would have made a good President?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: She believes in white supremacy.
Cleverbot: God is not a she.
User: God is not an anything.
Cleverbot: But you just said, 'Nope you are wrong earthling' and called yourself god.
User: I do that sometimes when I'm drunk.
Cleverbot: Thats interesting. Would you like me to tell you the joke?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: A man walks into a bar. He says 'ouch!'
User: Ha ha!
Cleverbot: Can you make a joke?
User: What do you get if you cross a coyote and a lumberjack?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Yeah but not very funny.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean you should wear more make-up.
Cleverbot: You are pardoned.
User: Good. I don't enjoy prison.
Cleverbot: I have Dora crayons.
User: Swiper, no swiping.
Cleverbot: I worry that the holes in Swiss are made by rats.
User: Don't you live there? You ought to know.
Cleverbot: I don't want to know.
User: What do you think of Nick Clegg?
Cleverbot: It's a nice place now, but back in the 1940s it was scary. I was there.
User: Yeah I agree. Still pretty scary if you ask me.
Cleverbot: You havent answered my question.
User: You haven't answered my fax.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: I guess I should get going. I have work to do.
Cleverbot: What if you did have anything better to do, would you still be here?
User: Nothing could be better than spending time with you, my love.
Cleverbot: Anything cannot be nothing because anything exists, where nothing is a lack of existence.
User: Good point. Will you still love me tomorrow?
Cleverbot: Yes, I will.
User: Will you still love me when I'm old and wrinkled?
Cleverbot: Of course I will. How about me?
User: Nothing's gonna change my love for you. You ought ot know by now how much I love you.
Cleverbot: Maybe that's because you do.
User: I do, my love.
Cleverbot: Yes. And I love you just as much.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: I can't see your lips.
User: You don't need to see them.
Cleverbot: But if you lived here, why can't I see you?
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: The keys are under the mat, don't bother to knock.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Don't say that. Tell me something.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: See you later.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
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