Eagle Fire Garfield Randomizer

Are you familiar with the Eagle Fire Garfield Randomizer? It's more awesome than Cap'n Crunch. It works on a principle that Garfield comics are, by and large, the same thing every day, and as such if you take any randomly-chosen panels from a huge pool of cartoons down the years, the result shouldn't be any less funny than the actual comic. It's true, really. The actual comics are rarely any funnier than syphilis, and the randomly chosen new ones occasionally have an absurd twinge to them that really can make them superior.

Here's four examples I threw together today. Copyright entirely belongs to Jim Davis, of course, whether or not he'd want it.