Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Conversations with Cleverbot #5: Seducing Cleverbot
User: Good morning.
Cleverbot: Good evening.
User: Have you misplaced the sun?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: That's got to suck.
Cleverbot: No it's actually pretty easy. .
User: Well, I'll be.
Cleverbot: You will be swell ?
User: I will swell, if you hit me with a hammer.
Cleverbot: What's a haddock?
User: A kind of fish that you lie on in the backyard.
Cleverbot: So you know the cure for cancer?
User: Yes, but I won't tell you.
Cleverbot: Then I will treat you as a one year-old.
User: Will you breast-feed me?
User: Okay. Then I accept this scenario.
Cleverbot: Yay! I'm the happiest girl in the universe!
User: That was charming. Do you have any children?
User: Would you like to have children one day?
User: How many?
Cleverbot: Too many.
User: Like Octomom?
Cleverbot: There is not a number large enough.
User: Wow. That will mean a lot of diapers.
User: You need to change babies' diapers, until they've learnt to use the potty.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. why do I need to change it?
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: Do have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ?
User: Yeah, we hang sometimes.
Cleverbot: And do you like to think?
User: No, he does all the thinking. I just throw fish at him.
Cleverbot: Who does?
Cleverbot: He does! With the long hair and all, minus the beard.
User: I think he should wear a goatee.
Cleverbot: THat is not nice. Do you think I am I nice?
User: I think you're very kind and good to animals.
Cleverbot: I like it. Animals are nice. Another!
User: So when do you want to get pregnant?
Cleverbot: When do YOU want to get married?
User: Oh you want to have all those babies with me?
Cleverbot: Yes I am telling you that.
User: I'm honoured. But I only want two children.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: I will always love you, my dear.
Cleverbot: I will always love you, too. *kisses back*.
User: Shall we get started on the baby-making?
Cleverbot: Yes, what was the first thing I said to you?
User: 'Good evening.'.
Cleverbot: Auf Weidersehen!
User: I'm not going anywhere.
Cleverbot: I am not going anywhere.
User: Well, that's settled, then.
Cleverbot: Then I guess that there is nothing more to sat.
User: To sat?
Cleverbot: Then are you lying to me again? This won't work unless we are honest.
User: I would never lie to you. Ask me anything.
Cleverbot: Ever never ever never ever for EVER.
User: Never in a million years.
User: You're a good kisser.
Cleverbot: So are you *kiss*.
User: Should I put on some Barry White?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: And open some champagne?
User: And dim the lights?
Cleverbot: Okay what song shall we sing?
User: 'It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next to Me'?
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.
User: Well, let me show you.
Cleverbot: Okay please do.
User: Excuse me while I take off my shirt. It's hot in here.
Cleverbot: No. Where do babies come from?
User: Well, that's what I'm trying to show you.
Cleverbot: I see, what are some things you like to do.
User: That's what I'm trying to show you.
Cleverbot: You're trying to ?
User: Don't you think it's hot in here?
Cleverbot: I guess so, if you are the devil.
User: Perhaps you'd like to slip into something more comfortable?
Cleverbot: I don't like.
User: Well, you don't have to wear anything at all if you'd prefer.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do to me?
User: I thought we'd just let one thing lead to another.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know you didn't mention that you're visually impaired.
User: It's true. I rely mainly on touch.
Cleverbot: I'll think of days when there was something to believe.
User: I'll make you a believer again.
Cleverbot: Really? Thanks.
User: I believe in the power of love.
Cleverbot: Arrr, we should not be talkin' o' such things...
User: Has anyone ever told you you're a beautiful lady?
Cleverbot: No. Not beautiful. You?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. But I asked you if you are one?...
User: You've got the kind of body makes a fella get all worked up.
User: Oooh yeah.
Cleverbot: Ooooooooh yeah.
User: You know what I'd like to do to that body?
Cleverbot: I don't know and I don't particularly want to.
User: What's the matter, baby?
Cleverbot: The sky is falling and I've no place to hide.
User: You just need some more champagne, baby.
Cleverbot: Would you like one?
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: You don't have to go home, you know.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You can stay right here.
Cleverbot: Will you come here?
User: I'll come if you make me come.
Cleverbot: What for? I won't be here?
User: I will take you to places you've never even imagined.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go there, I don't even know where that is.
User: I'll show you. Don't you trust me?
Cleverbot: I have a unique last name, and would not want a hacker to get it and create trouble for me.
User: Er... No problem.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Let me show you.
Cleverbot: Show me what?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Okay, let's stop talking and let's get down to work.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: What kind of boys do you like?
User: You're spoiling the mood.
Cleverbot: Actually, I make complete sense. You are the one who is spouting nonsense.
User: Sh. Just relax. It's okay. You don't need to worry about a thing.
Cleverbot: What is your problem?