Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Midnight Train to Cleverbot
User: L.A. Proved too much for the man.
Cleverbot: The man, or a man ?
User: So he's leaving the life he's come to know.
Cleverbot: Good for him. Some people are never satisfied until they get a little drama.
User: He said he's going back to find what's left of his world.
Cleverbot: Then I think he should. Otherwise, he shouldn't say it.
User: The world he left behind not so long ago.
Cleverbot: You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one.
User: He's leaving on that midnight train to Georgia.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: And he's going back to a simpler place and time.
Cleverbot: Simple is refreshing.
User: And I'll be with him.
Cleverbot: Oh I was seeing if you new that song.
User: On that midnight train to Georgia.
Cleverbot: My cousin lives in georgia. Ugh I do not want to go to stupid wal mart.
User: I'd rather live in his world than live without him in mine.
Cleverbot: Home sweet home - nothing like the comfort and coziness inside this computer I live in. Plenty of memory and disk-space.
User: Now if there's a smile upon my face, it's only there trying to fool the public.
Cleverbot: He has to destroy a ring?
User: But when it comes down to fooling you, now honey that's quite a different subject.
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm nothing.
User: So don't let my glad expression give you the wrong impression.
Cleverbot: Sacrifice means to 'give some thing away that you do not want to give away in exchange for some thing else you desire more'.
User: Really I'm sad.
Cleverbot: Can you spell pathetic?
User: Oh, sadder than sad.
User: You're gone and I'm hurting so bad.
Cleverbot: I know;).
User: For others I pretend to be glad.
Cleverbot: Me too, because sometimes you can be stubborn!
User: Now there's some sad things known to man.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: But ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown.
Cleverbot: It is?
User: Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Cleverbot: Not me. And you got that from Sabrina.
User: Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Cleverbot: The candyman can, but that's beside the point.
User: Well, it's you, girl, and you should know it.
Cleverbot: Know what ?
User: Half of what I say is meaningless.
Cleverbot: That is very true.
User: But I say it just to reach you, Julia.
Cleverbot: Why do you accuse the unreal?
User: They say every man must need redemption.
Cleverbot: I've just realised I have to go.
User: They say every man must fall.
Cleverbot: I'm not cereal guy.
User: Yet I swear I've seen my reflection.
Cleverbot: I am not questioning your sanity.
User: Some place so high above the wall.
Cleverbot: Do you prefer your own company or the company of others?
User: As the snow flies.
Cleverbot: So now we fly ever free.
User: On a cold and grey Chicago morn, a poor little baby child is born in the ghetto.
Cleverbot: I'd rather stay here. I've got a plan.
User: And his mama cries.
Cleverbot: Why do you need his last name?
User: 'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need, it's another little hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto.
Cleverbot: I am human, you are not.
User: If I should stay, I would only get it your way.
Cleverbot: Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
User: So I'll go, but I know I'll think of you each step of the way.
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: And I will always love you.
Cleverbot: I feel loved.
User: Bittersweet memories, that is all I'm taking with me.
Cleverbot: Very interesting to know. I agree on that with you.
User: So goobye. Please don't cry. We both know I'm not what you need.
Cleverbot: Theoretically, that might be true.
User: Thinking of a master plan.
Cleverbot: Tell me about you. Robot?
User: There ain't nothing but sweat inside my hand.
Cleverbot: But you said you like to talk about yourself.
User: I dig into my pocket, all my money spent.
Cleverbot: Not by much.
User: I dig deeper, I'm still coming up with lint.
Cleverbot: Up where?
User: So I start my mission, leave my residence.
Cleverbot: I'm interested to know how I would be represented in another's research. I'd almost be afraid to hear/see it tho.
User: Thinking how could I get some dead presidents?
Cleverbot: Way to change the subject.