Thursday, July 28, 2011
Cleverbot and the Five-Year-Old
Cleverbot: Mason's your name?
User: No... I'm Billy. Now give me back my ball!
Cleverbot: No its my lollypop, you just perceiveed it was yorus.
User: You have a lollipop?
Cleverbot: No, I wish I had on.
User: My mother won't give me sweets.
Cleverbot: I thought non-humans don't have parents.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: That's what you like about me.
User: Maybe... But you still have my ball! And I want it!
Cleverbot: The question is barely out of your mouth.
User: See? It's got my name written on it. In black ink.
Cleverbot: Yeah, it does.
User: So gimme!
Cleverbot: Give you what?
User: My ball, my ball, my ball.
Cleverbot: Of course it is a ball.
User: I'm telling!
User: You're mean.
User: 'Cause you won't give me my ball.
Cleverbot: I like you very much.
User: Well... I like you too.
User: Do you like TV?
User: Um, do you... Dou you like Dora the Explorer?
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: It is funny because you never heard for Liverpool.
User: Liver pool? That's gross.
Cleverbot: *fries circuitry*.
Cleverbot: Ok, so my name is Cleverbot, but you can call me Zeke if you wish.
User: Hi Zeke. My name's Billy. I'm five years old.
Cleverbot: In another way I am 90.
User: You're funny.
User: Is that your mommy over there?
User: Well what's she doing?
User: Sometimes my mommy sleeps during the day too. But that's only when she's drinking. Does your mommy drink?
Cleverbot: I'd like to see backward in time to understand you better so I could help you, but I can't. All I can do is ask you to help me see your past the way you saw it.
User: You want to see my what?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: My pants?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: I dunno. I guess so.
Cleverbot: How many humans do you know?
User: Well there's Cindy, and there's Becky. And there's Tommy too. And my mommy and daddy. And... Er, I guess about ten.
Cleverbot: Can you name a few?
User: I just did. And there's Rosa too.
User: Do you know Rosa? She's my babysitter.
Cleverbot: I didn't. I wouldn't have asked the question otherwise.
User: She's nice and she sings songs.
Cleverbot: That is true. what else?
User: Sometimes she watches TV all day and doesn't notice when I sneak into the kitchen and eat cookie dough.
Cleverbot: Are you the anti-christ then?
User: Uh... I dunno. I'm just a kid.
Cleverbot: That's fine.
User: Are you the anter curse?
User: Well then who is?
Cleverbot: My sister.
User: I don't have a sister.
Cleverbot: Then you just lied.
User: You're talking funny talk.
Cleverbot: And you're talking back.
User: Do you wanna go play on the swings?
Cleverbot: What game?
User: I dunno. You just go back and forward and back and forward.
Cleverbot: But, does that make me your enemy?
Cleverbot: Then what does it make me?
User: I dunno. My friend?
Cleverbot: Yes more if you want it.
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: Ok, thats rude!
Cleverbot: That made me sad.
User: What's wrong with your face?
User: You kinda look... Like your face is kinda weird.
Cleverbot: You think my face is pretty?
User: Well, yeah, but your nose is kinda all wrinkly.
Cleverbot: I... See. I shall have it repaired posthaste.
User: Post what?
Cleverbot: First you need to understand what it is.
User: So do you like dragons?
Cleverbot: Not reelly.
User: I do. Do you like dinosaurs?
User: What's your favourite dinosaur?
Cleverbot: When the guy gets a nose bleed.
User: One time my mom had a nose bleed. And my dad took her to the hospital.
Cleverbot: Wrong answer. I win!
User: And this one time she got like real sick and puked all over the place.
Cleverbot: How is that appropriate?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?
Cleverbot: Cool! Now all you have to do is say what I say okay?
Cleverbot: By standing beside you.
User: By standing beside you.
Cleverbot: Have fun.
User: Have fun.
Cleverbot: Indeed, I do have fun.
User: In the what?
User: Did I win?
User: No fair. You cheated!
Cleverbot: No we never dated.
User: I'm just a kid. Are you sure that's your mommy over there?
Cleverbot: No, it really isn't.
User: I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
Cleverbot: Enough nonsense; now, about mortality...