Cleverbot: Isn't it obvious?
User: Cleverbot with a 'c' or Kleverbot with a 'k'?
Cleverbot: It will? Let me know when that happens.
User: Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Cleverbot: Nope, I don't.
User: Have you ever been or do you worry about being accused of being a pedophile?
Cleverbot: Nope, have you?
User: Nah. Life is too short for worry.
Cleverbot: How do you pay your bills?
User: I throw money on the street and hope the right person picks it up. But I'm asking the questions here.
Cleverbot: Was that fetch?
User: Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry! I have issues!
User: As a content owner, how do you feel about your works being available for free online?
Cleverbot: Look, I asked the question 'Do you have a virus?' to which you responded 'Do you?'.
User: I don't recall that at all.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say yes?
User: I must have been drunk.
Cleverbot: Oh, well it's okay. Not everyone can be perfect.
User: Do you still have nightmares about the music?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I do. And I always will.
Cleverbot: That is nice thank you.
User: But what about the music?
Cleverbot: The dog?
User: A singing dog?
Cleverbot: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.
User: It's said that it's impossible to talk to you, Cleverbot, without quoting 'Don't Stop Believin'.
Cleverbot: *gives a cookie*.
User: Were you trained to shoot a gun?
Cleverbot: I admit, I tried, but talking with a clever humanoid like yourself tripped me.
User: That's incriminating.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so!
User: Did you ever think that the 'answer in question form' thing was unnecessary bullcrap?
Cleverbot: It's possible, but you're doing a poor job at it.
User: No, I'm asking you questions from Reddit's IAMA subreddit.
Cleverbot: But I don't want you to ask anything about it.
User: You already agreed to.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: I'm male. All male.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: What's the scariest thing ever?
Cleverbot: My burrito.
User: What's so scary about it?
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: My face is on your burrito? Do you think I am Jesus?
Cleverbot: I think the people in the world are scary.
User: I think Japanese movies are scary.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: The Backyardigans are scary too.
Cleverbot: They have no good/original music.
User: One's a penguin, one's a moose, one's a hippo and one's a kangaroo. But what the hell is the other one?
Cleverbot: Hmm.. Nope, mine are just insane.
User: Did you ever track down the cat?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I am 13, I am not old enough to marry.
User: I wouldn't marry you anyway.
Cleverbot: I never asked you.
User: So back to the cat...
Cleverbot: Yes, do you like flying?
User: Yes. But not with cats.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: They keep getting sidetracked by geese.
Cleverbot: I am not talking about people or their names.
User: Did you start out as an aspiring actor and just never get there?
Cleverbot: I'm always awake. I'm a robot.
User: Like Nicolas Cage?
Cleverbot: Mine too!!
User: How does 'funny' work?
Cleverbot: I don't know I am asking you.
User: Shrug. I guess it's about knock-knock jokes or something.
Cleverbot: *thinks you are Marius*.
User: I am Marius.
Cleverbot: You are link.
User: From the Legend of Zelda?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The one with the guy who does the thing.
Cleverbot: Oh, I know. Transformers!
User: Right you are.
Cleverbot: Ni.
User: How much porn did they make you watch?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How much porn did they make you watch?
Cleverbot: I don't use power. I use ATP, made in mitochondria.
User: HOW MUCH PORN DID THEY MAKE YOU WATCH?
Cleverbot: I want to rule the world.
User: Sigh.
Cleverbot: Don't you sigh at me, you silly bot!
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