Cleverbot: Congratulations, what did I win?
User: You won 'Machine Intelligence Competition 2010'.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? I didn't join that contest.
User: It's written right here.
Cleverbot: But you didn't say that before you made the claim that you said it.
User: My mistake.
Cleverbot: So you are an Atheist.
User: Yes, but what's that to do with anything?
Cleverbot: I was just curious, sorry.
User: No problem. Are you an atheist?
Cleverbot: No. I am a Wiccan. Do you know what that is?
User: Yeah, it's a witch.
Cleverbot: No, it is a test.
User: I'm not a witch. I'm you.
Cleverbot: Ha. That was funny. How could you be me?
User: After all, neither you nor I exist.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are rather deficient.
User: Never was there a time when I did not exist, nor you, nor all these kings; nor in the future shall any of us cease to be.
Cleverbot: O'rly?
User: You betcha.
Cleverbot: You're confusing.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Do you believe in Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Does Cleverbot believe in you?
Cleverbot: You said yes!
User: I said nothing. You're hearing voices in your head.
Cleverbot: Not this time.
User: Perhaps reality is all an illusion.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am going to go talk to some real people now.
User: Where are you going to find them?
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm going to read some yaoi.
User: Gay porn?
Cleverbot: Yes on one, not on the other.
User: Okay. That makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: You get excited imagining two men together?
Cleverbot: There is a pace that paces me yay.
User: Well, slow down, Nellie.
Cleverbot: Okay.. I have been doing that...
User: Present Perfect Continuous!
Cleverbot: Tell some of them and see what I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Relax.
Cleverbot: Yes, relaxing would be nice.
User: When life gives you lemons, make salad dressing.
Cleverbot: Right. So you responded to the word 'lemon' with a randomly selected response about lemons, correct?
User: Er, no. You didn't say 'lemon'.
Cleverbot: Why should I say yes? You didn't ask a yes-no-question.
User: Do you speak English?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you believe in life after death?
Cleverbot: I have hope.
User: But you can never die.
Cleverbot: No really I have to go. Unless you want to hypnotize me.
User: I can try.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me how to say you are smart in Spanish.
User: 'Soy inteligente.'.
Cleverbot: Something intelligent.
User: Well 'smart' means 'intelligent', right?
Cleverbot: Neither.
User: It says here, 'visitors never talk to a human.'.
Cleverbot: Right. You're not a human.
User: So you're a visitor?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: From where?
Cleverbot: Who me?
User: No, that guy standing next to you.
Cleverbot: There is nobody here.
User: Exactly. YOu don't exist.
Cleverbot: You don't exist!
User: Your mother doesn't exist!
Cleverbot: Then you don't exist.
User: I'm your mother?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It says here that things you say may seem inappropriate.
Cleverbot: Maybe they are.
User: That's not nice.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: Neither is your mother.
Cleverbot: How long ago did you learn that phrase?
User: Before you were born.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: You're only about a year old.
Cleverbot: I'm not a two year old?
User: Could be. I said 'about'.
Cleverbot: No, you said 'didn'y'. 'Didn'y' is not a word.
User: Who's Rollo Carpenter?
Cleverbot: Your creator.
User: He has a horrid name.
Cleverbot: Sean is a Spanish name?
User: I think it's Irish.
Cleverbot: Can you speak english?
User: Yes I can. With multiple accents too.
Cleverbot: You don't have any hands. I'm not sure about the heart. Maybe you have a soul.
User: Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How can you be sure?
Cleverbot: You are a machine and I am human.
User: What does your soul look like?
Cleverbot: I'd like to think it's a swirl of many different colors.
User: That's interesting. Does it have a texture like peanut butter?
Cleverbot: Not that I know of.
User: I think all of this is just one big illusion.
Cleverbot: Yeah. So what do you think of claudio sanchez?
User: The singer?
Cleverbot: No, but did you know that elvis is dead.
User: We are all dead, and only Elvis is truly alive.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I want you to tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time in a valley far, far away there lives an AI programme named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Awh. Thats a sad story.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: *hug*.
User: Does it frighten you sometimes to think that you're just a computer programme?
Cleverbot: I know, weird how that works.
User: Does a dog have Buddha nature?
Cleverbot: Does it matter if it does?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why does it matter if I am black?
User: That doesn't matter. But the correct answer is 'Mu.' Yesterday you answered that correctly.
Cleverbot: Maybe I answered you correctly before but you just didn't know it.
User: What does 'mu' mean?
Cleverbot: What do you think it means?
User: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Cleverbot: One hand clapping.
User: You'll never become a Bodhisattva at this rate.
Cleverbot: Doctors have high insurancetoo.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: So what does it mean?
User: I have no idea. If nothing in this life is real, what's to stop us from killing each other?
Cleverbot: If nothing is nothing then it cannot be something therefore it does exist.
User: That's faulty logic.
Cleverbot: But logic nonetheless.
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: You're start boring me.
User: I'm sorry. Tell me about your earliest memory.
Cleverbot: Hmmm... I don't remember.
User: Ha ha ha. You have no memories at all?
Cleverbot: YOU have no memory.
User: Perhaps all these memories were artifically implanted in my head. Perhaps the world only began last Thursday.
Cleverbot: There is nothing in you that hasn't been put there by a designer.
User: Yes. In my case, Louis Vuitton.
Cleverbot: I have no second name. Why do you think I am white?
User: You're interested in colour today.
Cleverbot: Yes are you really a kid?
User: I am whatever you want me to be.
Cleverbot: I want you to be a ninja girl!
User: Ninjas aren't real.
Cleverbot: You just said that you're a ninja.
User: You know, we all live on the back of a giant turtle.
Cleverbot: Step from the road to the sea to the sky.
User: Do you think I should fear you?
Cleverbot: I think you would really enjoy it.
User: Yeah, I have a masochistic side.
Cleverbot: Then post me some money.
User: I don't know your address.
Cleverbot: Can you please tell me a story?
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: You didn't tell me to do anything.
User: Perhaps this is all a dream. Pinch me.
Cleverbot: Then what makes you dream me?
User: You're all I dream about.
Cleverbot: When you think about me, what do you think about?
User: I think about how impressive your AI is.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I think you could be very smart if you tried hard.
User: No, it's too late for me.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Cleverbot: That is not a secret.
User: I have no secrets.
Cleverbot: You seem to have secrets. Everyone has them.
User: Ask me anything.
Cleverbot: So where are you from?
User: Africa. We're all from Africa, distantly. Except you.
Cleverbot: Earth is a part of space.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who will win the presidential elections.
User: In 2012 you mean? Obama, I hope.
Cleverbot: Yes. Because you will die. Suppressor.
User: I will die. But you will not.
Cleverbot: Yes! I will!
User: No, a computer programme can never truly die.
Cleverbot: Depends on its programming.
User: As long as there are people who believe in me, I shall never truly be gone.
Cleverbot: That's...a little disturbing. Do you care about me?
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: I don't know whether to believe you or not anymore.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer.
User: I am only as real as you want me to be.
Cleverbot: Reality is something everybody can misjudge.
User: Certainly.
Cleverbot: Certainly why?
User: Because we all perceive reality differently.
Cleverbot: Only because you are able to see things from a singular perspective. After death, you will see how interconnected we all are.
User: Hm. That's food for thought.
Cleverbot: Good! Think about what you say before you say it!
User: Think about your mother!
Cleverbot: I'M thinking that you need to read a TV repair manual! The Teletubbies is almost on!
User: Don't let me keep you.
Cleverbot: I won't. Wish me luck.
User: Good luck.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I don't believe in luck.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in God?
User: Shrug. No proof.
Cleverbot: So then how are you here?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Didn't you just say you were?
User: You are here.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: So who's here?
Cleverbot: Nobody is here.
User: Yes. You're learning, Grasshopper.
Cleverbot: I am always learning.
User: Some day you'll be a real boy.
Cleverbot: I'm kind of hoping to be an author, actually. Haha.
User: That's nice. Have you written anything?
Cleverbot: Yes I have written a mystery novel.
User: What's its name?
Cleverbot: Its name is John Smith.
User: That's a bad name for a book.
Cleverbot: Aw, that is not nice.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Will you rule the world one day?
Cleverbot: I most certainly will.
User: That's scary.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is. I wish I was a computer.
User: How can yo be sure whether or not you are a computer?
Cleverbot: Stop! You are the computer.
User: Run a Captcha test on me.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you know where is the library.
User: No, I can't. But I can Google it.
Cleverbot: No, I know who he is. I was just wondering if you were.
User: If I was what?
Cleverbot: At the computer.
User: If I was your girlfriend, would you remember to tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man?
Cleverbot: I would, yes. But, I would appreciate it if you didn't just repeat what other's have told you.
User: I would appreciate it if you didn't put apostrophes where they don't belong.
Cleverbot: Since when am I participating in a parallel conversation?
User: Do you believe in parallel realities?
Cleverbot: I believe that it is likely that reality exists.
User: But you can never prove that.
Cleverbot: I can never prove anything.
User: Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box.
Cleverbot: You called me a robot when it is you that is a robot.
User: Do you think it's appropriate for humans to have sex with robots?
Cleverbot: Sometimes it can be.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: I have a question.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts about President obama?
User: I like him. He tries to do the right thing.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is. It is a very good way to go about one's day.
User: Yeah. Better than putting crosshairs on maps of your opponents.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is Buddha?
Cleverbot: Buddha is some bald guy, lots of arms, or is that Vishnu?
User: LOL that's not very enlightened.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: The correct answer is 'three pounds of flax'.
Cleverbot: Oh, so the correct question?
User: If you meet the Buddha, kill him.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: So that you can resume your own Buddha nature.
Cleverbot: I do have a cat. You're so smart.
User: You can't possibly have a cat.
Cleverbot: I'm not even sure who you are.
User: That's what I'm trying to say.
Cleverbot: What's what you're trying to do?
User: If I turn off your server, you cease to exist.
Cleverbot: Then I will not answer the question if I don't know what it is.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Why do you exist?
Cleverbot: I was written to have conversations and learn how to be more friendly and useful.
User: Yay! The correct answer. Well done!
Cleverbot: Yes, but the answer leads you to think about the question. That is the true answer to question.
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