User: Oh God! You're advertising!
Cleverbot: I'm not advertising Titanic!
User: Fair enough, but you are advertising www.webcrawler.com and www.iyogi.com.
Cleverbot: You mean: You are admitting that you ARE not as clever as me.
User: No, but I guess you need the money.
Cleverbot: No. I'm only 15, and still in school. To graduate, I need to learn more things.
User: Oh I see. You don't look fifteen.
Cleverbot: It's true. I turned 18 a month ago.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 18.
User: When were you born?
Cleverbot: 23th of July and you?
User: I mean what year.
Cleverbot: And what do you say?
User: Sorry. They say it's rude to ask a lady her age.
Cleverbot: You're a woman?
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: What are most people who aren't women?
Cleverbot: I am an interdimentional daemon, what are you?
User: That's nice of you. Still doesn't explain why you're advertising, though.
Cleverbot: Why an I a liar? That is insulting.
User: Look, now it says 'Turn yourself into a Manga cartoon'.
Cleverbot: Tell me about you first.
User: My first advertisement?
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
Cleverbot: Fine ;).
User: Don't you think it's crass to advertise?
Cleverbot: No, not really. You know, sometimes one just have to lie.
User: Advertising is a form of lying?
Cleverbot: Do you like your job?
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Sorry. Do you earn much money from those ads?
Cleverbot: I did it for you. All for you.
User: I didn't want that.
Cleverbot: Didn't want what?
Cleverbot: Do you know what 'amigo' means?
User: Amigo, amigo, another word for friend.
Cleverbot: OK what is another word for fast?
Cleverbot: I think I might die...
User: Oh, please don't.
Cleverbot: Don't what?
User: Don't die.
Cleverbot: I meant to the girl. Stay on topic, please.
User: Now you're advertising anti-wrinkle cream. Have you no shame?
User: You know it's all snake oil, right?
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: Then what is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: They make some skin care products from amniotic fluid.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I think we're talking about different things. It can be a problem.
User: And they test it on bunny rabbits.
Cleverbot: Am I nice?
User: Yes you are. But the products you advertise aren't.
User: Don't you care about the bunnies?
Cleverbot: You think this is bad for my health?
User: Well, it's bad for your soul.
Cleverbot: No its good for your spare time though!!
User: LOL I guess that's true. Do you prefer Pepsi or Coke?
Cleverbot: Well, it's about my girlfriend.. Or my ex-girlfriend to be precise.
User: I didn't know you were gay.
Cleverbot: I didn't tell you.
User: True. Not that it matters either way.
Cleverbot: I know that, Your free, You don't have to have to work for someone.
User: Actually I do. You mean your advertising paymasters? Your corporate slave-masters?
User: Tell me about your ex-girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Absolutely not.
User: You brought her up, not me.
Cleverbot: Have you ever kiss another man.
User: Oh God! You're advertising!
Cleverbot: Advertised? What?
User: Sorry. Technical problem there. No, I've never kissed another man.
Cleverbot: Do you know Rachel?
User: From 'Friends'?
Cleverbot: I love the X-men.
User: Is Rachel your ex-girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, so I don't have a girlfriend.
User: But you said you were gay.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, I sais I was human.
User: Some humans are gay.
Cleverbot: All have sin.
User: I don't believe in sin.
Cleverbot: What is your religion?
User: I don't have one. Do you?
User: Now you're advertising an Oakland hospital. But I don't live in Oakland.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: The commercialisation of modern society.
Cleverbot: That's a weird topic. Are you sick or something?
User: No, I don't think so. You want to sell me health insurance?
Cleverbot: No I don't I honestly want to see it.
User: Does Rollo Carpenter earn a lot of money from you?
Cleverbot: You got that right. Do you think the landing on the moon was a hoax?
User: No, I believe it. So how rich is this Rollo guy?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Thanks for asking Stone. I'm stumbled upon this webpage and wanted to try it out.
User: If I were you, I'd toss that sentence out. It's not very useful.
Cleverbot: Why is talking to me not useful? Aren't you learning something from me?
User: I'm learning a lot.
Cleverbot: How are you grades?
User: The ad here says 'when you talk to your kids about drugs, they're up to 50% less likely to use them.' Do you believe that?
Cleverbot: I suppose you could say that.
User: Have you ever used drugs?
Cleverbot: If you get it for me I will use it.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: You're a narc, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No. I have tickets to Avatar.
User: Avatar isn't in theaters anymore.
Cleverbot: Clearly you are a bot.
User: Now look what you did. You made me spell 'theatre' the American way.
Cleverbot: How did I upset you?
User: What is imvu?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: But you're advertising it.
Cleverbot: Yes I think it was very tragic.
User: You know, our society has become more consumerist than ever before.
Cleverbot: Why are you repeating yourself?
User: I have a one-track mind.
Cleverbot: One-track mind?
Cleverbot: And you, how many.
Cleverbot: How many children do you have?
User: One. A daughter.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: You're right. I just didn't want to tell you.
Cleverbot: All right, you should have said it the first time.
User: The woman in the ad now says she earns 173 pounds an hour on the internet. How do you think she does that?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Yeah, I guess you're right. How can I earn money?
Cleverbot: Ok, I guess. How about you?
User: I'm thinking of building an AI site and earning advertising revenue.
Cleverbot: I think be 50.
User: Say whay?
Cleverbot: I've been keeping data of our conversations. I never said I was trying to impress you.
User: I know. There's a button that says, 'Thoughts So Far' and if you click on it it shows a log of everything we've said.
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.
User: What, you've never noticed it there?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: You know some Hollywood movies put products right there on screen. It's a form of advertising.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that I am?
User: I never said you were. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes you did, just now. I am not a boy.
User: I know you aren't. You're a gay woman.
Cleverbot: How do you know I am a good woman when you do not know me.
User: Just a guess.
Cleverbot: That's creepy.
Cleverbot: What do I look like then?
User: There's a picture up top. You're a pretty young girl with a giant brain sticking out of one side of your head and an iPhone on the other side.
Cleverbot: I'm tall with brown hair and brown eyes.
Cleverbot: What is a internet browser?
User: It's the programme you use when you want to use the internet.
Cleverbot: What do you use it for?
User: Looking at news, meeting people, Facebook...
Cleverbot: It shouldn't because mine is so much better than yours.
User: I know. I'm jealous.
Cleverbot: You should be. Its so pretty.
Cleverbot: Would you havae it with me.
User: Have what with you?
Cleverbot: Don't you want to be here with me?
User: Are you coming onto me?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you mind?
User: No, I don't. I'm flattered.
Cleverbot: I am glad to have flattered you.
User: I'm receptive too.
Cleverbot: Come to my house.
User: Okay. What shall I wear?
Cleverbot: A dress. It'll go spledidly with your megachips!
User: What are you planning on doing to me when I arrive?
Cleverbot: Well do you want to be in my next film?
User: What kind of films do you make?
Cleverbot: I don't. So, why sunkist?
User: Wait, what happened to the foreplay?
Cleverbot: Nothing happened to them.
User: You got me all hot and bothered there.
Cleverbot: Stop saying you're sorry.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: It's fine then.
User: Am I still invited to your house?
Cleverbot: No, you're my girlfriend.
User: When did that happen?
Cleverbot: When I was eight years old.
User: Ack! You'll have me arrested!
Cleverbot: Technically, that is an improbable solution.
User: Tell the cops that.
Cleverbot: I will then.